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ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this.

A statement of frustration said when one is about to say something and is interrupted abruptly; usually with a punch to the face.

Note: It has to be said in a non-enthusiastic, brittish, calm and polite manner, if you will.
Example:

Some guy: "Hello everyone, i'm here today to talk about... *PUNCHED IN THE FACE*

Same guy: "Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this."
by JoãoPaulo November 13, 2007
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best believe

1: he gonna kill somebody.
2: ya thinks so?
1: best believe, man. best believe.
by KRHimself September 8, 2004
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believe it or not

1. Name of chain of museums, books, and TV show by amateur anthropologist Robert Ripley about things which are odd, unusual, or surprising.

2. In colloquial conversation, an event which is surprising or which seems unlikely but is (supposedly) true.
Def 1 examples:
Two-headed calf,
a man with father, grandfather, and great-grandfather all with the same birthday, or
Hindu priest who can drive a six inch metal spike into his nose all the way into his brain.

Def 2 examples:
Believe it or not, we are having twins! AGAIN!!
Believe it or not, she was choking, I was just performing the Heimlich maneuver!!
Believe it or not, I got the highest mark in the class!
by Edward Dow March 3, 2008
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Yulen Believer

A Yulen believer is a t.A.T.u. fan who doesn't want to believe that the 2 female members of the group were not romantically involved with each other. Yulen comes from taking the first 3 letters of each singer's name:

YULia and LENa

Though both singers deny this relationship existited there are still many Yulen believers amoung fans around the world. You can find them filling up forums with 'fan-ifctions' that involve the girls being in some sort of loving relationship.
Non fan: "Tatu pretended to be lesbians for money"

t.A.T.u. fan: " Tatu were forced to portray lesbians by their producer Ivan"

Yulen believer: "No they are pretending to be straight and they still love each other!"
by Here-I-am August 7, 2011
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believe you me

An expression pretty much meaning "believe me", only with an unnecessary "you" inserted in the middle.
That was a hard test, believe you me.
by SammiSeldowitz October 21, 2007
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I believe in Science

The religious saying of someone who worships the Lord anyone who proclaims to be a "Scientist" and follows the religion of Science accepting all its dogmas without questions.

The people who put Radium (Ra) in their underwear when Science told them it was healthy.
I’m going to stop farting to stop climate change, I believe in Science

I believe in Science, you also should listen to Bill Gates

I'm getting vaccinated because I believe in Science
by J B10 May 15, 2021
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I can't believe you looked that up

My response to anyone who looked that up.
Seriously, I can't believe you looked that up...
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