Bald ginger

Founder of a browser-based MMO game.

Aw man, that bald ginger banned me again!

by baldgingersherwood October 13, 2020

Bald Denial

A pathetic state in a man's life whereby he smugly attempts to conceal his baldness. Can come in many forms such as a comb over, comb forward, or outright refusal to conceal a despicable mange like mess. In extreme cases the man gets a hair transplant or worse uses finasteride and fries his chance of getting an erection. Best treatment is to accept the bald and shave it off

Look at that gimp with the translucent hair, you can see he is in absolute bald denial.

by Fat J 80s August 15, 2019

Balarke

The fucking Swag Lord he has 999+ waifu and miniklin is his brother

Person 1 - Balarke is S W A G

Person 2 - I know right

by Sako Yamoto October 29, 2020

bald freddy

A bald version of british actor Freddy Carter (Kazzle Dazzle in Netflix's shadow and bone) that has been all over social media traumatizing innocent users of instagram.

hey! how's your day going?

horrible really, i was scrolling through instagram when i saw a picture of bald freddy

gods thats terrible!

by brideofthesun July 9, 2021

Bald break up

When you break a girl’s heart bad enough that she shaves her entire head trying to cope with the pain. They often cannot recover from this heartbreak for 2 years. Worse than the Dye break up

Chad: I broke up with my girl.

Brad: I saw that she shaved her head. You put her through a Bald break up!

Chad: Shit it’s not my fault she wasn’t good enough.

Brad: True, she had it coming.

by itybitykilla August 7, 2021

baldrick

once apon a time there was a happy little sausage, who's name was baldrick, he lived happily ever after.

the end


( if you dont get it, go and borrow the dvd )

blackadder:whats your first name baldrick?
balders:could be soddoff sir..
blackadder:why?
balders:because when i used to introduce my self to the other kids when i was little, i would say " hello my name is baldrick !", and they would say "we know... sodoff baldrick !"

by bob ! December 29, 2003

Bald Syo

Bald Syo is an unstoppable demon who will eat your toes and kneecaps.

“You better take that back or I’m sending Bald Syo to your house.”

by Ac_mikazekun April 24, 2019