balinis

the space between ur balls and ur dick

bitch suck my balinis hoe.

shut yo face or i will rip ur balinis off

by etlhainz fothizz April 22, 2006

ballinicity

(ball-in-iss-it-tee), noun, The proper term to be used when trying to to sum up or measure how much a person is actually ballin.

Even though his truck is sittin' on 26 inch rims, it still seems as though he lacks the ballinicity to ride with the big boys.

You could never compare to me son! I'm on a whole nutha level. By ballinicity is like, through the roof on yo ass right now.

My Jordan's are not only newer, but also more expensive than your's are. Therefor, I have more ballinicity than you do.

by Proffesor X.........rated March 26, 2009

Reverse Balding

When a young man has a haircut that is ridiculously short on the back and sides, and far too long on the top. Resulting in a look opposite to normal balding.

Barber: "Do you want a short back and sides?"
Customer: "Nah, I'll get a reverse balding please."

by RJKN April 18, 2015

side balding

When a man loses the hair on the sides of his head before he goes bald on the top of his head.

I feel sorry for Tom, he has some savage side balding.

by BobsRobbo June 22, 2010

balding

The process of losing hair due to stress or competitiveness.

Joe is balding, I think it is because he is highly stressed.

by WJENFFNG August 14, 2017

belly balding

Usually completed by a large group of girls, it is when a person rubs anothers belly until they fall into a deep slumber. It is popular in many rural areas as well as european countries.

Pheobs: just keep belly balding im almost in a slumber state

Allie: alright here comes hyper-speed

Pheobs: ZZZZZzzzzz......

Mer: Nice job shes hybernating

by Big Moke May 11, 2008

Small Balding

A Man who knows no bounds or reality nor existence. He was not born, rather he was created. He knows no bounds f power. He has the perception into the cosmos that no being, even God has ever obtained. Sure Aidan is the alpha, but Small Balding is the alpha raised to the power of Aleph Null.

Average citizen of the cosmos: Did you hear Small Balding created a new plain of existence yesterday?

by @TheRealSmallBalding October 6, 2020