julian bailon

Autistic ass who can't break 8 in the mile. People usually call him SmallCockJulianB. Is gay asf and nigga can't even count to ten ah ah ah.

Person1: are u autistic
Person 2: no, but Julian Bailon is, he can't even break 8 in the mile!

by BigD78 November 19, 2017

Basildon TC

A totally cool and wicked place to hang out with your mates, eat Hotdog and take a Capt Leaky.

Re: Basildon TC
Posted: Apr 5, 2009 9:00 AM
Reply

Oh no!

Basildon are the creme de la creme of Trade Counters!

I mean, just look at what they do that marks them out:

They give out their phone number and answer the phone!

They always have everything in stock!

All their tills are always manned!

The staff are very very knowledgeable!

They help you load your van!

Free donuts and coffee every morning and free tea and biscuits in the afternoons!


so I'm told..

by chippie244 April 8, 2009

Bailton

Personna of a term of someone bailing on something frequently

God Steven is such a bailton isn't he, he never comes out

Steven "Bailton" is never up for doing anything ever

There he goes, being a bailton again

by decadation December 13, 2012

Basildon Colon

This describes the condition of one's colon after visiting an 'all you can eat' carvery.

If Mark Francois wants to come with me to a Toby Carvery, he too can experience a Basildon Colon.

by Reefknot January 27, 2020

Basildon cheese

When you make a thing up to win points in a word game, hoping your friends don't realise it doesn't exist.

"oh have you not heard of Basildon cheese? It's a local delicacy"

by bigdave3 December 20, 2020

Basildon Bareback

Lads who take their tops off in public at the slightest hint of warm weather or sunshine.

18 degree weather brings out all the Basildon barebacks.

by TICKLD July 12, 2021

Baldonokiibonic

the ship between Baldi, Monokuma, Kiibo (Keebo, K1-B0) and Sonic.

Bottoms: Monokuma, Kiibo

Tops: Baldi, Sonic

At the end of the series, it's revealed that Baldi cheated on with Principal. At those words, Sonic ran into a Wall in anger, dying.

The best scene in Baldonokiibonic SMUT2 was when Kiibo put his fingers in Baldi's cute ass!

by K0kichee August 22, 2021