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bahama momma

A slut mom that travels to the bahamas
Wow she definatly looks like a bahama momma
by Fishbitch August 26, 2015
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bahama mama

A sausage made by the Schmidt's family Sausage Haus in Columbus, Ohio. The Bahama Mama is advertised as being a spicy smoked sausage, they even have a Mild Mama for those who can't handle the heat of the Bahama Mama.

Only, the Bahama Mama is one of the most tasteless bland food products that you could ever have the misfortune of eating.

Schmidt's offering a "less" spicy version (the Mild Mama) of the Bahama Mama is like offing a less alcoholic version of bottled spring water.
That fat, buck-toothed, nappy headed ho is about as hot as a Bahama Mama.
by Dublinsaab February 26, 2008
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Bahama Brillo Scrub

Delaware Duck Rub given by a black girl.
Blumping is so different down here, I love it when it they top off a blump with a Bahama Brillo Scrub.
by brirosurf November 11, 2009
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Bahama Moma

1)The most beautiful woman to ever grace your eyes or this forsaken planet. 2) A pseudo name for the most beautiful woman to ever grace your eyes or this forsaken planet while texting and pretending its a radio. 3) A true gift from God.
1) Check out that Bahama Moma over there. 2) Breaker breaker, come in Bahama Moma come in; over.
by TheDeadSea January 27, 2015
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bahama breezer

A fart performed in hot weather that is a welcomed breeze on the face and/or genitals of bystanders.

A trained breezer can actually cause icicles to form on the hair of the breezee with the cold air pushed out of his or her anus.
Hey, Carl, I'm really starting to sweat down here. Can you do a Bahama Breezer on my dong real quick?
by The Earl of Breezer May 28, 2007
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Bahama floss

When a girls bikini bottom is riding up her rear (similar to a wedgie).
Hey man, we're having a pool party tomorrow. We expect to see a lot Bahama Floss if you know what I mean ;)
by The Comfort Eagle July 28, 2016
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Bahama floss

When a girls bikini bottom is riding up her rear (similar to a wedgie).
Hey man, we're having a pool party tomorrow. We expect to see a lot Bahama Floss if you know what I mean ;)
by The Comfort Eagle July 28, 2016
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