Baguette Bashing

A slang term for french male masturbation.

Pierre was in his room all night, baguette bashing.

by PezPot September 28, 2018

Baguette

A baguette is a long French bread. It can also mean a penis in other languages like German.

Man: I will bring a baguette tonight!
Woman: What kind of baguette do you mean?

by Find a Wingman November 4, 2019

I don't speak baguette

Basically a funny alternative for telling someone you don't speak French.

Guy 1: Bonjour, parlez-vous français?
Guy 2: I'm sorry, I don't speak baguette

by thesilentblulemon March 23, 2021

hide the baguette

A euphemism for sex, with a French flair, from a male perspective.

And how about a little game of hide the baguette later on, mon cherie?

by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2020

baguette

french bread

Baguette in french is baguette.

by RyanPhill236 September 25, 2019

Baguetteboy999

Baguetteboy999 is a person who is better than all other breads. Baguetteboy999’s jobs have to include being a pastor, cult leader, poor in sky block, and have 2 minion/followers/friends.

Oh my god that baguetteboy999 is spamming in chat using caps and swear words again.

by Baguetteboy999 October 14, 2020

baguetteo

a "contemptuous" term for a french person or a person with french descent.

Cracker: Hello, what brings you here baguetteo

Frenchy: Shut the fuck up, Honky!

Cracker: I'm not a honky!

Frenchy: Then shut it, whitey!!

by KillYourselfKYS June 6, 2023