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speed-bagging his neobean

When a post-operative transsexual aggressively masturbates with particular attention paid to their repurposed glans which is now LARPing as a clitoris. Because of the violent nature of the act the neobean will often experience trauma and in extreme cases fall off.
Diana, "Did you hear what happened to jon?"
Jennifer, "No, what did he do now?"
Diana, "He was speed-bagging his neobean so furiously it popped off and rolled away!"
Jennifer, "Wow, did he find it?"
Diana, "Don't think so. Rexy was seen licking his chops so it doesn't look good."
by Van Eric Adams August 1, 2023
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Mental Baggage

Refers to the thoughts that one carries on a day to day basis in relation to stress and general mental health.
Mental baggage is the heaviest baggage of all!
by loveandpeace April 19, 2017
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Peak bagging

Peak baggers have a mild obsession with collecting as many summit victories over significant named peaks as possible. They'll hike often and quickly usually sacrificing comfort for time saved.
Frank: Hey Bob, Let's do this loop trail and we can bag 6 peaks on one hike!
Bob: It's 20 miles of trail!
Frank: We can do it!
Bob: Got to love Peak Bagging!
by Crom2011 August 22, 2011
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Chip bagging

Origin : england

Definition : one who offers sexual services for chips (fries),
Andy's chip bagging rate is 20 chips for full anal penitration
by D-ride October 8, 2013
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Bagginshield

Slash portmanteau couple name to describe the pairing of Bilbo Baggins and Thorin Oakenshield from The Hobbit. Used to describe them more as a sexual couple, not just a shorter way of referring to Thorin and Bilbo.
Bagginshield is my newest OTP (One True Pairing).

I can't wait to get home and write some Bagginshield fan fiction.
by Vigorlilover December 27, 2012
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Ninja Bagging

When your significant other is asleep on the couch and or bed, you approach with the utmost stealth, t-bag them, photograph the event and escape without detection.
"Johnny sent me a photo of him ninja bagging his old lady last night!"
by J. B. Trevor March 2, 2008
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Fox Bagging

When you're driving home one day and accidentally hit an animal (typically a fox), or come upon some roadkill. You then proceed to delicately place the deceased animal in a bag. You reach home and as you make sweet love to your woman, just before she is about to cum, you quickly whip out the bag with the dead fox in it and throw it over her head.
Mr. Nerbers was driving home one day when he hit a moose. He became extremely horny at the prospects of Fox Bagging his wife with said moose. He drove home, dead moose in tow, with a full boner.

Note: Mr. Nerbers is a Fox Bagging aficionado. He has experimented with various animals including but not limited to Frogs, Orcas, a White-faced Saki Monkey, and a Star-nosed Mole. Mr. Nerbers' only unsuccessful attempt at Fox Bagging was with a Level 4 Kaiju in 2009.
by OriginalPrankster99 August 25, 2013
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