Jesse beeson

Absolute fuckin sick cunt druggos,
Gets pissy when you spell his name "jessie"
Also gets smashed off two beers

Person1: did you hear about what jesse beeson did last weekend?

Person 2: yeah, heard he drank like 5 great northans and fucked his dad!

by Poo-rolls are awesome October 20, 2019

Pulling a Bason

When two people like each other, but don't date.

"Elise why are you and Andrew pulling a Bason? You like each other, why not date?

by Vibrato September 15, 2016

batsoned

A chronic liar. Someone who makes plans and backs out. A person who claims to be able to acquire certian goods and has no means of coming through

"Man that sucks. You think youve been lied to, well I've been batsoned."

by dr. wellington May 24, 2009

Beeson

Often referred to as Beesonator, Beestin', or Boss Hog. Usually a last name, and tends to be a baller! He has an extremely large wang and can make a girl say: "OOOOOOHHHHH DONT STOP BABY!"

Look, Its the Beesonator!

by scarfarto June 6, 2011

Baecon

Bacon that is bae

Bro #1: Hey are you bringing that girl home tonight?
Bro #2: Nah man, I have a pack of baecon waiting for me back home.

by liizzy November 9, 2014

Bason

The combination between the name of “Ben” & “Jason”.
Pronunciation: BAY-SIN

“1v1, no items on, temple at Bason’s House right now”

#SuperSmashBros

by Billrock November 5, 2017

Beesonable

(Adjective) Based on good sense and having sound judgement.

Beekeeper Language

“Unlike wasps, bees are much more beesonable”.

by LeZazous September 13, 2018