Badminton

The shit version of tennis

Hey are you playing badminton?
Yes I am it’s the shit version of tennis

by Not Cordell September 22, 2021

Badminton

Possibly the ugliest shit-hole in England possibly the world. Full of Chaves, neeks and old people

Hey do you want to come round my house

Sure where do you live

Badminton
Fuck off

by Sheep_shagger23🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 October 29, 2019

badminton

Barely a sport.

Badminton often referred as "barely a sport".

by Don_Suppo September 1, 2016

Badminton

Best sport no debate underrated asf

hey mom im gay

mom: idc go practice badminton

by YXCboys October 11, 2022

badminton butt

1. aching muscular pain in the right butt cheak if you're right handed or the left butt cheak if you're left handed. This pain is a direct result of playing badminton. Most often felt after a long tournament, or when getting into "badminton shape." Associated with the many lunges a badminton player does to reach the shuttle before it hits the floor. Someone with badminton butt often has difficulties walking down flights of stairs.

2. A large, athletic, tight round bubble butt that sticks out on a female badminton player that is often desired.

1. coworker: "why are you limping?" badminton player: "Oh, I have a severe case of badminton butt from my tournament this weekend! I can barely walk!"

2. male 1: "Damn that girl has the nicest ass!"
male 2: "That's cuz she has badminton butt. All the girls on the team have it!"

by badmintonplayer October 25, 2005

Badminton school

Badminton school; a place where homophobic tories send their ‘daddies money’ kids or ‘I eat dirt’ children as everywhere else is a load of shit (redmaids)- before they realise this school is the exact thing that turned them gay. This school is in its own pissing world, though everyday is the exact bloody same, the ‘gay zebra says gay rights’ people manage to create enough mesmerisation as we can take the mick. The intelligent twats that have adopted their parents personalities hang around the stupid twinks to make them selves seem superior. People claim that no one hates anyone, but we all know that’s load of toss pot, Olivia.

Olivia: omg you’re a twink and a posho? you must go to badminton school!
me: uwu

by hshajjajdhshhshs123 January 22, 2021

badminton baddie

a badminton baddie is a girl who doesn't like sports so she tries out for the badminton team and accidentally makes it . typically asian, all the boys like her.

Did you see that new girl on our team? she's totally a badminton baddie.

by arthoe May 28, 2018