the best sport ever with quite possibly the funniest innuendo's in all of sports. The purpose of badminton is to beat a cock back and forth over a net. And when a person has a scord of zero it's also called "love". This can be played solo or be double teamed so it's more fun for everyone.
"Dude hit the cock back over here its my serve!"
"It's not your serve you cock its thirty love!"
"Why dont we have more people playing badminton?"
"Because noone loves cock like you, man."
"It's not your serve you cock its thirty love!"
"Why dont we have more people playing badminton?"
"Because noone loves cock like you, man."
by Maxamillion Throwcroff July 18, 2009
Get the badmintonmug. by viet tran nguyen April 2, 2005
Get the badmintonmug. badminton is so gay.
by Avverrryyy May 13, 2005
Get the badmintonmug. 1. aching muscular pain in the right butt cheak if you're right handed or the left butt cheak if you're left handed. This pain is a direct result of playing badminton. Most often felt after a long tournament, or when getting into "badminton shape." Associated with the many lunges a badminton player does to reach the shuttle before it hits the floor. Someone with badminton butt often has difficulties walking down flights of stairs.
2. A large, athletic, tight round bubble butt that sticks out on a female badminton player that is often desired.
2. A large, athletic, tight round bubble butt that sticks out on a female badminton player that is often desired.
1. coworker: "why are you limping?" badminton player: "Oh, I have a severe case of badminton butt from my tournament this weekend! I can barely walk!"
2. male 1: "Damn that girl has the nicest ass!"
male 2: "That's cuz she has badminton butt. All the girls on the team have it!"
2. male 1: "Damn that girl has the nicest ass!"
male 2: "That's cuz she has badminton butt. All the girls on the team have it!"
by badmintonplayer October 25, 2005
Get the badminton buttmug. Like Russian Roulette, only the set up is like the basic Badminton game. But instead of using a shuttle cock (birdie) a loaded grenade is used the last person standing is obviously the winner.
Person 1: "Hey how was your weekend?"
Person 2: "Oh you know just a casual trip to Dubai in the private jet"
Person 1: " oh cool was it fun? What did you do?"
Person 2: Oh yeah it was wonderful. Just played a few rounds of Muslim Badminton. My pilot Paul got killed during the game so I had to hire a new one.. But oh well Dont Hate the Player Hate the Game.
Person 1: ....oh, Summer fun in Dubai I guess
Person 2: "Oh you know just a casual trip to Dubai in the private jet"
Person 1: " oh cool was it fun? What did you do?"
Person 2: Oh yeah it was wonderful. Just played a few rounds of Muslim Badminton. My pilot Paul got killed during the game so I had to hire a new one.. But oh well Dont Hate the Player Hate the Game.
Person 1: ....oh, Summer fun in Dubai I guess
by A.D. Khaled July 10, 2015
Get the Muslim Badmintonmug. Badminton school; a place where homophobic tories send their ‘daddies money’ kids or ‘I eat dirt’ children as everywhere else is a load of shit (redmaids)- before they realise this school is the exact thing that turned them gay. This school is in its own pissing world, though everyday is the exact bloody same, the ‘gay zebra says gay rights’ people manage to create enough mesmerisation as we can take the mick. The intelligent twats that have adopted their parents personalities hang around the stupid twinks to make them selves seem superior. People claim that no one hates anyone, but we all know that’s load of toss pot, Olivia.
by hshajjajdhshhshs123 January 22, 2021
Get the Badminton schoolmug. by Don_Suppo September 1, 2016
Get the badmintonmug.