Sasuage And Bacon

When A guy sticks his penis in a girls anus and makes her squeal like a pig!

Craig : What the heck was going on in the bathroom?
Chad : Oh me and Kiersten was makin a little Sasuage And Bacon!!!!
Craig : Oh Nice next time let me join in!
Kiersten : You Fuckin Perve!

by SlopNChop October 31, 2016

Bacon Pancakes

The result of adding bacon to pancakes.

bacon pancakes, makin' bacon pancakes,

take some bacon and i'll put it in a pancake,

bacon pancakes that's what it's gunna make,

bacon pancaaaake.

by Shtoopz January 15, 2013

Bacon Tatum

literally jayson tatum but he drops 50 points nightly since his sub has bacon which makes him goated as fuck

Draymond Green: my sub has more rings than your sub
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Bacon Tatum: my sub has bacon

by Tommy Crancy June 2, 2021

pre-bacon

Another name for a pig or hog, especially one that is destined for the slaughterhouse.

I went to the petting zoo and saw some tasty pre-bacon.

by florda_swag July 29, 2012

Bacon Fatigue

A disdain for all things bacon-related, including but not limited to bacon festivals, foods wrapped in bacon, topped with bacon, etc. Refers specifically to hipster-originating bacon items; one may still enjoy bacon but one may not tweet/FB/IG evidence.

Ex. 1

Hipster: "Let's go to Coachella and eat chocolate-covered bacon ice cream!"
Other Hipster: "Yeah, that sounds dope."

Ex. 2

Before exploding in media popularity ca. 2011, bacon used to be enjoyable. Now I have bacon fatigue. Take back breakfast.

by Not A Robot May 1, 2013

bacon tooth

A common misspelling/misreading of begone thot. Rumors says that if you google it you’ll die, which is not necessarily true.

Don’t google bacon tooth, the FBI will kill you through your webcam.

by squirt mom October 29, 2018

marcus bachmann

The biggest closet case in the history of the United States of America. Husband of Michelle Bachmann and a firm believer of the "Pray the Gay Away" Theory. Prances like a fairy when he walks and loves to push his radical Christian beliefs on others in an attempt to hide his obvious homosexuality.

Did you see Marcus Bachmann at the anti Gay rights rally? He pranced across the stage and took a bow before talking!

by youngbono December 29, 2013