Beijing Babymaker

The Beijing Babymaker is the ancient and closely guarded secret behind the exploding Chinese population.

It entails ejaculating into a water pistol (or other suitable delivery device) over the period of several months, then hosting an orgy in which you impregnate at least ten women with the gun.

Did you hear about Chau's party last night? I heard he whipped out the Beijing Babymaker.

by JuanNil September 19, 2016

trifecta of babymaking

the act of eating 3 big meals and after breakfast and lunch, masturbating and freezing the resulting sperm. Then after dinner you give your wife, girlfriend, etc. a popsicle, a frozen enema and have vaginal intercourse all at the same time in hopes of impregnating her.

Grady told us that after trying for 2 years to have a kid, he was going to give his wife the trifecta of babymaking.trifecta babymaking sexfrozen enemamasturbating

by SykotikalJo November 22, 2011

Southern Babymaker

An alcoholic drink consisting of peach vodka and mountain dew

You: What are you drinking?
Me: it's called a "Southern Babymaker"

by Steelroses7 September 23, 2016

The babymaker juice

The babymaker juice, is a fine juice made up of human beings, Upon inserted inside a certain hole will produce a human being. This can often lead up to a person growing
Juice color: white
Flavour: Cream
Founder: CEO of (Anything)

Hey honey wheres the babymaker juice?

by LePost James April 21, 2020

old babymaker

The vagina :-I

Sisters, right? You can’t live with them, can’t stuff them back in the old babymaker

by MasterB4iter February 28, 2022

David Babymaker

A music star, performing alongside his bandmates: Jimmy Intercourse and Ronald Reagan

You know who the best musician is? David Babymaker.

by FirewildX November 23, 2024

Babymaker bouncy house

Vagina

Oh boy, when she starts constantly saying, “You’re so sweet!” then you KNOW you ain’t gettin’ no turn in the babymaker bouncy house.

by ___Slang___Slinger___ March 23, 2024