babysitting

When you are drinking at a party and you've only had 2 or 3 shots rather then getting hammered with the rest of the crowd.

Ayy why you babysitting man let me show you how it's done!

by stacksinorder October 25, 2012

babysitting

The nice friend who gets stuck with the shitty job of making sure your overly-intoxicated friend makes it home without puking all over the place or harming his or herself. Often you have to hold their hair while they barf in the bathroom.

Tom:"Who's going to do the babysitting for Brooke; she's drunk out of her mind."

Ryan: "Aw, shit i'll take care of her"

Tom: "Aiight the rest of us are going to go out and drink some more..."

Brooke: *Barf* "Oh my God i'm soooo shit-faced right now"

by shitfaced_singer August 14, 2010

babysitter TV

The TV that watches your child while your child watches it.

If the Stones wrote "Mother's Little Helper" today, the song would have been about the babysitter TV.

by The_J_Man March 2, 2009

Babysitting the pusi

You're just a nigga looking out for a girls being a simp trying your best to get the pusi but she just sees you as a friend she doesn't want to smash you, so you're basically watching the pusi in hopes that she'll let you smach but in actuality another niggas smashing her .

Friend 1 -Yo dog this bitch led me on thinking I was about to get the pussy but then she friendzone a nigga

Friend 2 - lmao so basically you were babysitting the pusi

Friend 1 - Man it's fucked up buts it's true

by Quacii June 21, 2019

Babypitter

A Pit Bull that watches your children & keeps them safe.

Yes, my Pit Bull is a great Babypitter when I'm occupied around the house.

by Handi_Man November 27, 2012

built-in babysitter

A older child or grandparent that is expected to babysit often

You have a 18 year old daughter that is expected to be a built-in babysitter and watch a younger sibling even though she already has plans

by ldjfreeze December 30, 2013

babysitters club

Baby sitters club is when you have a group of friends who can designate another to watch over you when you party so hard you cannot be responsible for yourself. You need a babysitter to make sure you either get home, get back to your hotel, dont lose your purse or wallet, dont drive drunk, dont buy a hooker, dont lose all your money gambling, dont get kicked out of the club, dont throw up in public, dont fall asleep in the bathroom, dont spill cranberry and vodka on your white shirt, dont poop your pants, dont get busted for possession, dont make bill cosby faces, etc

Moses: Matt, how are you doing at Blackjack.
Matt: I'm winning!
Moses: Ok lets go everyone is ready to go to Drai's now.
Matt: No, im winning and im going to win more.
Moses: No, you designated me as your babysitter, and as a member of babysitters club, i am here to tell you to go, so lets go.

Matt: Ok.

Without babysitter:

Matt: No, you go without me.
(Next day)
Moses: How did you do last night?
Matt: I lost it all back and more. Why did you tell me to go with you?
Moses: I wasnt your babysitter last night...
Matt: :(

by Spngr98 April 22, 2011