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baby dick

person with a penis the size of a babys
by beans brah May 17, 2008
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Baby Dicking

This is when a well hung man is having sex with a pregnant woman who is well into her pregnancy and her amniotic sack breaks and the baby latches onto the man's penis like it is a rope swing. The baby holds on for dear life and when the man pulls out, he pulls out his penis with a baby gripping onto it. Legend has it that this occurs mainly on island states or countries.
Dude I was ramming my wife last night and her water broke. Luckily I baby dicked her though so we did not have to go to the hospital for delivery. I pulled out and my dick flung up with the baby riding it like a rope swing! That was my first time ever baby dicking.
by biddietwirler February 24, 2019
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baby dick

An extremely tiny penis that is no more than 2 inches or so.
When Ryan's pants fell down, we all saw he wasn't wearing underwear. So Jordan pulled out a magnifying glass and held it to his teeny tiny hairless baby dick as we all laughed outrageously!
by super hot Sarah May 18, 2010
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baby dick

Undeveloped genitalia which is indicative of a prepubescent male baby.
Aidan: Man i cant find a condom that fits my dick!
Andy: Thats because they dont make condoms for baby dicks.
by aitkaj08 May 17, 2008
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baby dick

adult penis being same size or smaller than a babies penis
my baby dick is only 2 inches when fully erect and im 26 yrs old. (true)
by babydickj August 16, 2008
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baby dick

A very very tiny penis. One as small or smaller than a babies penis size. Usually no more than 1 inch flaccid, and no bigger than 3 inches hard.
The last girl i was with used to always tell her friends about me saying "Gaz has a tiny tiny dick! Its a baby dick, only smaller! hahaha"
by GarethB July 16, 2008
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baby dick

A dick that is so cleanely shaven it looks like one from a baby
by Alkone November 19, 2004
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