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A woman of color, usually rich, or works in Hollywood and is the kind of person who is unhappy when little things don't go their way. Often times Racist, and cries racism, yet will more than happily cash the check received from white people.
That woman is Such a BLAREN. she bitches about working with white people, and tries to call out racism, acting like a know it all and yet will gladly cash the paycheck she makes working with white people. She's a Black- Karen.
BLAREN by ZERO COOL 75 April 22, 2020

Barenskie 

A Barenskie is a member of the best family in the world. They are funny, kind and talented and everyone wants to be one. In fact calling someone a Barenskie is an extreme compliment in many parts of the world.

The female Barenskies tend to be the best.
"God, I wish I was a Barenskie"
"Awk -insert name- you're such a barenskie!"
Barenskie by ecolumber October 24, 2011
Barento totally pwns you at everything.
Barento by cheese95527 April 13, 2009
As strong/brave as a bear
The name Barend is derived from BERO/BERN meaning bear and HARDU hard, thus as strong as a bear
Barend by Barend Spies December 9, 2008

Bareness 

Women looking for nothing but no strings sex or fun.
Term originally arrives from the outer parts of the west midlands, and thought to have been heard on the outskirts of Telford.
Bareness aka Bare hardcore shit... or bare hardcore bitches. The term can be used in many variaties of slang.

One might be going on holiday to Magaluf for example, and because of the amount of women that are located in this area looking for sex alone, with no strings or no feelings to be held against the opposite sex, the term would be used as follows "How was magaluf mate?" .... "Magaluf was Full of Bareness you should of come"

another example may be, "Coming out tonight Craig?" and his reply may be....."yeah for deffinate! gotta get some of that hardcore bareness my shit"

There are thought to be rules that apply to looking for bareness also which are thought to be:

Rule 1: Bareness is simply abit of stuff, not long term commitment or love.
Rule 2: Bareness is a fair game for all fellow bare hunters which can be pre booked, but not excluding sharing if the bareness has no objection
Rule 3: Fellow bare hunters can muscle in and steal bareness up until point of sealing the deal
Rule 4: All bare hunters must share storys next day after sealing the deal.
Rule 5: The most important rule, bareness is NEVER worth loosing good mates over
'Blarens' is slang for 'blatantly'. It is often used for speed, despite the fact it is only one syllable shorter than the original word. It is also used to add to an edgy image to an otherwise deeply uncool person.
"They're blarens gonna win now!"
"My choonz are better than yours, blarens!"
blarens by Not Kylie Minogue September 3, 2006
Someone who is unable to have children, not matter how many times they have sex.
Chavette one: I heard her doon t' road is barren an' wants a sprog. She can have our Darril or Chardonnay two...for a price, like..

Chavette two: Innit!
barren by Padawan December 12, 2005