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Brunoed

The act of placing one's crotch onto an unsuspecting seated person's face. Usually ending up in a seated "69" position. Taken from Sacha Baron Cohen's character "Bruno". The act was made famous by the unscripted stunt involving Sacha Baron Cohen, the British comedian, performing it on the rapper, Eminem.
Did you see Eminem get Brunoed at the MTV Movie Awards?
by Randy Seaword June 1, 2009
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brunoed

The word Brunoed, refers to when someone who is Austrian does something unfair or inappropriate to a person or persons.
yo, that Austrian guy never bought a round of drinks in,
I know, he never paid towards the taxi fare either.
looks like we got brunoed.
by cat3 July 28, 2009
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Bruno

He is very shy but in a cute way, he is tall, he loves his family so much, he is a good guy, he always makes plans at the last minute, he enjoys listening tu music and he will always be secretly in love with Valentina
Bruno is a simp over valentina
Bruno is in love with her but he won’t accept it.
Bruno is very shy
by Ana la goddess July 22, 2020
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no bruno

Whoa chill...no bruno brah
by t0x1c July 16, 2009
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Bruno

Austrian gay journalist portrayed by comedian Sacha Baron Cohen (see Ali G, Borat). Hosts a fashion show and travels to such glamorous places as Arkansas and Alabama, cheerleading in American football games and making fun of fashion designers, hairstylists, et al. Appears on "Da Ali G Show".
Bruno recently visited a gun show in Arkansas where he asked why shooting is so popular among gay men.
by Natasha August 21, 2004
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Bruno

A Bad Ass; One who is unafraid to be regarded as bad
That kid over there is a Bruno
by Johnnieh January 10, 2008
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Bruno

P1: we don’t talk abt Bruno no no no

P2: tf
P1: uncultured swine.
P3: SEVEN FOOT FRAME, RATS ALONG HIS BACK-
by •MiLdLy_ObSeSsEd• January 4, 2022
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