Breakfast Ratio 

n. The ratio of sausages (males) to eggs (females) at a place, event, or social gathering. The optimal ratio is a matter of preference, but experts recommend a healthy mix for a balanced breakfast.

Person 1: How was the breakfast ratio at the party last night?
Person 2: Terrible! Hardly a woman in sight — it was a total sausage fest.

Breakfast Ratio by alberge November 22, 2013

Huachón breakfast 

When a secretly gay, married man acts in a way that is particularly attentive to his wife (such as making her breakfast in bed), in an attempt to make up for the sham marriage in which she is imprisoned.

- My friend's husband takes her out to celebrate every month's anniversary of their wedding. Why aren't you sweet like that?

- Nah, he's just trying to make up for being out cruising for hot guys every other night of the month. Classic Huachón Breakfast.

Huachón breakfast by Uncle Beast December 7, 2012

spine breaker 

Someone who will "break their parents' backs" in order to keep up with expensive trends. They hound their parents to buy them trendy clothing/items in order to keep a high social status or in other words, make them look wealthy.

Yoongi: Did you hear that Jungkook has a new expensive jacket?
Jimin: Yes, his mother's money has gone down the drain for it.
Yoongi: Jungkook is such a spine breaker.

spine breaker by parknochuism June 25, 2017

Breakfast Pastry 

A cyber terrorist: Normally on TikTok and Twitter harassing people he disagrees with. A Breakfast Pastry is always trying to cancel someone and ruin their life because he's a miserable hobbit and his life is sh*tty. This person usually is found with Mrs Potato Head "The nasty Fake doctor" "Rx0rcist.

Breakfast Pastry also mean Sh*t!

ThatDaneshGuy is such a Breakfast Pastry!

Ahhh man I stepped in Breakfast Pastry again!!!

Breakfast Pastry by Chachi55 April 9, 2022

psychotic break 

A nuerological meltdown of the mind and/or body caused by trauma in the moment and/or from past experience(s) that are related to similar situations.

Based on my childhood trauma, a psychotic break from a recent similar situation is the result of it.

psychotic break by muriel-joy October 1, 2016

Breakcore 

A music genre that takes influence from Hardcore and Jungle. The most defining feature of breakcore is its emphasis on drums, kick, breaks, as well as its typically fast tempo. It often includes samples from other songs, that are heavily distorted. The most common drum break used is the Amen Break, and it has even been used in more common songs, such as N.W.A's "Straight Outta Compton"

Example breakcore musicians are Venetian Snares, Bong-Ra, Wan Bushi, FFF, and Squarepusher

Person: Do you listen to breakcore?
Person 2: No.
Person: Okay.
Person 2: Okay.

Breakcore by ILikeHardMusic October 15, 2019

Spring Break Titties 

A pair of optimal breasts that defy gravity. Spring break titties (SPT) and normal breasts differ due to the fact that, despite their large size, spring break titties are perky, bouncy, and have the ideal ratio of areola to breast tissue. All SPT are breasts, but not all breasts are SPT. Made popular by the Youtuber BlastphamousHD.

"Spring break titties" BlastphamousHD

Spring Break Titties by DonnieLilD July 10, 2016