Dirty Bobessa

The act of aborting in front of your husband while being sexually assaulted by a group of angry mexicans

Tracy did a dirty bobessa last night in front of her husband Jim

by BogusAnalus February 1, 2021

mud bobber

The Mud Bobber arises when a male experiences explosive diarrhea into a clogged toilet. The affected individual vigorously defacates into the disabled vessel, further saturating the already dense effluent. In a desparate attempt to banish the maelstrom, our anti-hero foolishly chooses to flushes, whereupon panic ensues as the water level rises to approximately 0.1nm below the rim of the bowl. The Mud Bobber is now complete: The hapless defacator's scrotum repeatedly dips into the fecal morass despite his attempts to maneuver elsewhere.

"Dude...I had the worst mud bobber last night after we had burritos. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE FIX YOUR TOILET."

by rbowles2000 August 23, 2021

Boobear

A term Harry Styles calls his all time true love.

Harry: Let's sing happy birthday to louis but instead of saying louis let's replace it with boobear

by melssstylinson January 30, 2021

Silly BoBeenie

Something you call a friend when you're trying to emphasize how ridiculous they seem at the moment; for whatever reason.

Similar to *MeanieBoBeanie*

*Amanda sneaks soup into the movie theater*
Amanda: HA! I told you I'd sneak in food.
Pablo: Damn! I didn't think you meant food food, you Silly BoBeenie!

by 22quackAA January 20, 2022

boebert

semen after it's been in an asshole

Don't slip in that boebert.

by nzbs33k3r November 12, 2020

Boober Smoober

one who is overly obsessed with boobs therefore is constantly getting smothered by boobs.

yo that pimp is acting like such a boober smoober. "yo pimp, get those titties out of your face"

by Patrick and Jarret September 26, 2008

Boober Dam

When you're pressed up against your woman in the shower and the water flow causes a dam of water to form between her breasts

Hey honey look, it's the Boober Dam!

by The Real Shocky March 30, 2015