The degree to which something is bogus. Bogosity is measured with a bogometer; in a seminar, when a speaker says something bogus, a listener might raise his hand and say “My bogometer just triggered”. More extremely, “You just pinned my bogometer” means you just said or did something so outrageously bogus that it is off the scale, pinning the bogometer needle at the highest possible reading (one might also say “You just redlined my bogometer”). The agreed-upon unit of bogosity is the microLenat.
Bush's claim that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction (WMD) pegged my bogometer at 1000 microLenats, producing bogosity of Biblical proportions.
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The act of consuming drugs through the sticking of said drugs up the anus and into the rectum to allow for better absorption of the substance.
"BOOF IT"
Prior to sticking heroin up his ass, John exclaimed, "I'm going to boof this H right here."
Prior to sticking heroin up his ass, John exclaimed, "I'm going to boof this H right here."
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That speech by the president pegged my bogometer.
Dude, my bogometer's in the red, I don't believe a word of it!
Dude, my bogometer's in the red, I don't believe a word of it!
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After jerking off 8 times in one day, Max had a bogoyatoo.
Two guys standing next to one another at a urinal.
Guy 1: What was that sound?
Guy 2: A bogoyatoo.
Guy 1: Oh, you recently got a blowjob.
Guy 2: You got it.
Two guys standing next to one another at a urinal.
Guy 1: What was that sound?
Guy 2: A bogoyatoo.
Guy 1: Oh, you recently got a blowjob.
Guy 2: You got it.
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Get the bogoyatoo mug.A syndrome in which the affected show signs of abnormally stupid, or boofy behavior. BAS is commonly genetically inherited from the ancient gnomic "boof-like" ancestors of booftopia. As of now there are no known cures other than public humiliation or exile.
Sam: god, Jason is acting so weird lately.
Hamlet: don’t be so hard on him, he has Boof Ass Syndrome (BAS).
Sam: omg I had no clue!
Hamlet: don’t be so hard on him, he has Boof Ass Syndrome (BAS).
Sam: omg I had no clue!
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