Blimpie

Where an individual uses a thin or Capri Sun like straw then proceeds to insert it into the tip of a man's penis and then blows with tremendous force to inflate the penis like a balloon animal

Yo dawg my dick is sore from yesterday
Oh yeah why's that?

You know Rachel from the Pawn shop?
That smokin redhead?
Yeah
She gave me a blimpie and I don't know how to feel about it

by SpanglyCharly April 01, 2021

Blimpie

New Jersey trash talk for a person with a small brain

" more ya fuckin' shit ya fuckin' blimpie"

by Glupes December 12, 2020

Blimpie

Subs that turn somebody into a blimp, zeppelin, or dirigible.

That guy ate Blimpie subs for so long he turned into a Nazi zeppelin.

by Solid Mantis December 02, 2020

Blimpie

Subs that turn people into blimps, zeppelins, and dirigibles.

The guy wouldn't wear the Goodyear shirt as often as he did if he didnt eat as many Blimpie subs as he did.

by Solid Mantis December 01, 2020

Blimpy

The definition of a blimpy/blimpie is not the same as a blumpkin contrary to popular belief. To perform a blimpy one must be uncircumcised. When your friend passes out, the uncircumcised skin is to be placed over the nose and their mouth is to be plugged up so that when the unwilling participant breathes through his nose it causes the foreskin to inflate. This is a true blimpy.

Why is that when a bunch of white guys hangout they always do some borderline gay shit like giving their friend a blimpy?!

A blimpy is not the same as a blumpkin! ....

by Thirdpac November 18, 2020