Farte Blanche

The liberty to pass gas freely without fear of discovery.

Scott: I think we should skip the Mexican food for lunch today, it gives me mad gas and we have to go back to work.
Tom: Come chill with me in the fermentation lab this afternoon. We're growing anaerobes today and the stench is so ripe you'd have farte blanche.

by Iguana Girl September 25, 2005

Blanche Devereaux

A woman old enough to be your grandmother. But you'd still bang her.

Yo check out the bus stop... Damn that's a
Blanche Devereaux fo sho

by The Golden Cheetah August 16, 2018

carte blanche

unconditional authority.

I gave my boyfriend carte blanche. He can fuck me anyway he wants.

by GSPOT1 March 8, 2007

Bishop Blanchet

A school so white and homophobic you would think it was donald trump. Mostly known for widespread mono because we hit eachothers juuls all day we spend most of time walking around the hallway saying “you got your stick on you?”. At least 2 people will ask you per day. Too many basic white hoes and annoying football guys make our school even whiter. You would be glad you dont go here its hell.

Bishop Blanchet ? Sooooo gay

by nsnskkxichgbwb September 18, 2018

carte blanche

Carte blanche literally means "blank check." It is a term used when person A does a favor for person B and in return requests carte blanche (aka, a promised favor in the future.) Just like a blank check can be any amount, carte blanche could could be any range of favors.

Sawyer: Help me track this boar
Kate: Ok but you have to give me something
Sawyer: What?
Kate: carte blanche

by JLip December 6, 2005

Bishop Blanchet HS

Bishop Blanchet High School is a private catholic school in Seattle WA. This school is like a boiling pit of racism spilling over onto the floor. The white boys at this school are the most peanut brained carrot dicked motherfuckers that do not give a fuck about anything or think about anything without their “m***o sized” cocks. The girls will cry and whine over a couple dents in their precious hydroflasks and gossip about people 24/7 or what they will wear to a party that weekend. Every white girl wears brandy mellville so they all look the same and it’s hilarious. There was a gun threat because some dumbass brought a bullet to school and the white ass teacher didnt do shit about it and he didnt even get suspended.

NEVER go to bishop blanchet HS

by nsnskkxichgbwb January 20, 2019

Fart Blanche

Permission by one's spouse to fart under the blankets while in bed together.

"Honey, you have fart blanche to fart under the blankets tonight."

by bean_eater February 9, 2010