bilf 

boy i'd like to fuck

Justin's such a bilf! I'd love to stick my big cock in his tight little virgin ass!

bilf by boytoylover June 11, 2003

bilf 

Brother I'd Like to Fuck.

Sarah, your brother is a major BILF

bilf by Aleesha May 13, 2003

BILF 

Beer Induced Leg Failure. A condition where by the sufferer falls over and hurts themselves or looks stupid. Condition is caused by endulging too much in the glorious amber ale we know as beer. Symptoms which indicate a case of BILF is iminent include swaying and stumbling.

Jamie fell victim to a severe case of BILF during his night out at the pub.

BILF by SmithsonianWA July 22, 2006

bilf 

bitch I'd like to fuck

That bilf is pretty hot.

bilf by Anonymous November 15, 2002

BILF 

Beard I'd Like To Fuck.

Glorious beards on glorious men.

Jeremy Mckinnon, Billy Mays, Santa Claus, Joe Trohman. BILF

BILF by @earthtoemily and @tayhoppus March 1, 2010

bilf 

bride I'd like to fuck

I went to the wedding. She was a real BILF!

bilf by Anonymous October 14, 2003

bilf 

Blonde I'd like to fuck

Matt that girl you hang out with, is such a BILF!!

bilf by djmonarch September 14, 2005