Woman suspended crab like over the male, on top facing forwards man pounding away at woman, penis is dangerously popping out then "BANG" smashes the poofery gland unintentionally hard and abruptly ends the session woman is hurt
Janice told me phil gave her a turkish bike ride the other night she said it was like a knuckle punch to the barking spider
by Hairy ynnaf March 13, 2018
Groups of men heading on "cycling" trips into the woods for "exercise". Think outdoor cottaging or dogging for the environmentally concious
by Kempshotter July 23, 2010
I put her face into the goddamned wall, and depite my American locale I took a little swedish bike ride. Then I fucked her face a bit, shot her in the eye, n' slapped her til she cried a little.
by Dr. Chone, Ph.D. May 11, 2005
Replacing the seat of a bicycle with a large black dildo; then making some take a ride without pants.
Pierre made Jean-Paul take a french bike ride after he lost the bet.
Being an anal fiend, I enjoy a good french bike ride.
Jeremy Gallegos took Geo on a french bike ride.
Being an anal fiend, I enjoy a good french bike ride.
Jeremy Gallegos took Geo on a french bike ride.
by guido20 April 14, 2010
when your doing a chick from behind while firmly gripping her ponytails, you make a pedaling motion to penetrate deeper.
"Hey! Why are you walking funny?"
"Omar and Shane gave me a muslim bike ride last week and I'm still incapable of defacating."
"Omar and Shane gave me a muslim bike ride last week and I'm still incapable of defacating."
by Filthy Ramirez, Shane Cunt February 07, 2009
When a man is having sex with a woman from behind, he grips her waist,lifts his feet and starts kicking her in the breasts.
by Trevor November 13, 2004
A act of the most horrifying sort. The bike rider is placed anus first upon a seatless bike's seat post until it is fully inside them. They are then pushed down a very steep (and preferably Rocky) hill.
Bimmy: Dude Jimmy's in the hospital!
Wimmy: Oh no why?
Bimmy: Someone gave him a Brazilian Bike Ride
Wimmy: Oh no!
Wimmy: Oh no why?
Bimmy: Someone gave him a Brazilian Bike Ride
Wimmy: Oh no!
by UNCLEbrotherCousin January 20, 2020