BIF 

Bitch I'd Fuck
Pronounced: biff

You're just a BIF

BIF by mylifebelike1 August 1, 2010

bif 

acronym for Bi Female

I'm a bif looking for a guy or a girl :)

bif by Dan June 18, 2006

bif 

Originally an acronym standing for 'Bloody Invalidity Fund', the terminology 'bif' fell into common use through the UK police force and amongst traffic wardens for defining those members of the public who have blue badge entitlement. The word has never been officially recognised and is often discouraged by managers in these politically correct times, however there are very few police, traffic wardens or civil enforcement officers who are unaware of the word and its meaning. Often given the misspelling of biff by those who use the word but are unaware of its original acronym.

"He has left his car on double lines but he is a bif so can't be booked for three hours".

bif by BadedasTheBlue October 13, 2009

BIF 

Acronym for, Brother i'd fuck.

hey BIF!

BIF by Chyo Mamma April 9, 2009

bif 

Short for bifta, joint/spliff/reefer

oi geez, pass us that bif

bif by jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj October 1, 2007

Bif 

The accidental leakage of a females menstrual cycle into her panties! i.e:- blood-stained knickers as a result of a very heavy period or getting 'caught-short' without any sanitary items!

"Errrr, that lass has BIFED her pants n its come trhough her jeans! Go and lend her a tammy!!"

Bif by KarMaCorp August 23, 2009

BIF 

(BIF = Before I forget)

...and that’s final, and that’s that, it’s as simple as that, period. BTW BIF...U suk! (It's always important to have the last word, even if it is an acronym, or as luck may have it; a pseudo-acronym.) See example below.

Kid 1: BIF...shut the F'Up. NO...Srsly!

Kid 2: (scared stiff)

BIF by meshla December 31, 2009