blobsquatch

An indeterminate, dark blob appearing in photos or video purporting to display bigfoot. The blob in question may or may not be a man in a gorilla suit, a man not wearing a gorilla suit and simply standing further from the camera, a bear or a merely a smudge on the lens.

That's not sasquatch, that's just a blobsquatch.

by Cuddles McStig October 11, 2008

blobsquad

Blobsquad is #blobisbest

If you are apart of Blobsquad you own a Blob Eye Subaru and you my friend are a fucking legend.

Higher ranked and better than any other Subaru, other owners must bow down to Blobsquad.

Blobsquad rule the scene. #blobisbest

by Blobsqu4d October 13, 2017

blobs

Blobs is a word that you say with anything

Blobs gives you peace and joy

My brothers and sisters you need blobs in your amen

Blobs of Gladys

by Nkechi Monday May 1, 2020

Blobsicko

when that booty so big you can't fit your penis in it.

"Man i didn't have sex yesterday she was so Blobsicko"

by Flemming5 May 5, 2020

Blobsled

A blobsled or blobsledding is when you hold onto a fat girl’s back folds like handles while hitting it from behind.

Also known as a Blubber Bike or Blubber Biking.

Did you Blobsled that husky girl you went home with last night, Nate?

by Pupule January 22, 2022

blobsicle

when youre being a blob and you’re also stuck in one place

“smoking that herb turned me into a blobsicle”

by howdidjuno July 31, 2022

Blobside

a person who seems gay but is straight

gosh that dude seems like such a blobside

by the blobber January 15, 2024