boatfield

A term for people who enjoy rusty items and seeing how long they can hold said items in their anal passages before shitting themselves. Enjoys the act of chewing on pencil flab and night humping rabbit beasts. They also like to caress horny toads and then put previously spanked caterpillars in other persons mouths and make them chomp superhard. They are all incredibly beautiful, with the exception of any called Pete, who is pug ugly and a raging homosexual with earwax problems.

"hey man, did you see that boatfield down the lane earlier today? they were getting dangerously near that pond, at least they're hot damn digity fine. Oh, sorry dude, i forgot you have to look at that ugly fuck Pete who's boning your mum"

by bangtwat June 14, 2008

Batfink

Mainly nocturnal socialite that can often be found in the deepest darkest depths of the grimiest club and everywhere else.
This is a person seemingly untouched by the constant abuse of drugs and alcohol and always comes out of situations unscathed.

"Yo that Liam dude is a Batfink!" "Word!"

by Shottingham August 28, 2009

BATFAG

Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms Agent. Men and women who have nothing better to do with their time than regulate firearms owners, issue edicts, and execute unconstitutional "no-knock" warrants.

The lowest form of scum on the planet... Were beaten and picked on mercilessly as children.

Possibly hermaphroditic.

I'd love to SBS this double barrel, but I'm not paying for the tax stamp and I don't want the BATFAGs kicking down my door.

by anti-fed January 23, 2011

bratface

someone who does silly, mean, evil, or generally nasty things just to get a rise out of people

She shook up my coke then laughed when it soaked me. She is such a bratface.

by jesse beltis July 20, 2008

beatfern

a dear friend that you deeply care for

Friend 1: “Beatfern I just got accepted into a prestigious university!”
Friend 2: “OH BEATFERN!!! IM SO PROUD OF YOU!!!”

by shiftinassets February 8, 2021

BFAFA

A 'best friend always forever always'. Someone who is closer than just a 'best friend' or a 'best friend forever'.

"Hey Kristen, your my BFAFA!"
"what?! really?! Thats the best thing in the world!"

by chennisthemenace January 25, 2011

BATF

Burn All Toddlers First. A dark reference to the deaths of many children, subsequent to an ill-conceived attack on a church commune by federal forces at Waco, TX. in 1993.

To hell with the Bill Of Rights, three cheers for the BATF!

by GewehrWolf April 9, 2007