benched

1. To be in serious trouble.

2. To be unsightly, unpleasant, or inferior.

"Bro, I just benched that test."

"That pizza was so bench."

by lalaland045 March 4, 2024

Reverse Benched

The act of forcing a player to play the entire game (without resting on the bench) against their will as a form of punishment.
Derived from the adult recreational sporting world (or beer league), used in high intensity sports (such as hockey or basketball) played recreationally when out of shape older players would prefer to rest (or be benched).

At our late night beer league hockey game, Joe got reverse benched because he forgot to bring beer to the game. Half way through the game, he was so gassed he was puking in the garbage can because he wasn't allowed to rest.

by houlihouli February 20, 2020

Edge Benched

When someone gets so drunk at the Edge of Town that they pass out in one of the booth benches!

"Yo Jolene can you order me a pizza I'm hella hungry?"

"Shit fool, you wont eat, you are so Edge benched right now!"

"mmmhmmm!"

by Savannah Douglas October 26, 2011

Bencheico

A person who is stupid, idiot or unable to understand their surroundings..

Callate Bencheico..!!

by g3rm@N May 19, 2007

Beached az

When you are isolated somewhere, usually said in a New Zealand accent e.g stuck in traffic or locked in a room.

Tristan: oh shit! the doors locked! guess were gonna be here a while.

Alana: oh no! Were beached az, bro! and I need to get wet, ASAP!

by Salvia1711 August 16, 2010

benchode

The Gujarati and Hindi word for sister fucker. The prefix "ben" means sister and the suffix "chode" means to fuck.

Dude, don't be such a benchode.

by aakash1120 January 27, 2009

benchod

Literally "sister-fucker" in most North-Indian languages; ben (sister) + chod (fuck). Also used occasionally to indicate sheer delight, excitement, or anger. Increasingly common amoung non-Indians as well in countries and areas with large Indian populations (e.g. New Jersey, Toronto, England).

This benchod is going to die!
Benchod, i cut myself!

by barry kumar October 19, 2006