Beef Curtains

The lips of a female's vagina.

After I got that chick drunk, I took her to my house and spread her beef curtains.

by Oliver Clozeoff June 03, 2007

beef curtain

(n): a big ol' cooch that looks like roast beef

"Hey dude I was gonna come over and visit"
"How about you come over and lick my beef curtain."

by mangos112 January 24, 2020

beef curtains

n. 1 Loose and think labia majora that is caused by the repeated insertion of male genitalia and is characterized by the ability to flap in the wind. Beef curtains usually lead to a wicked camel toe even when the woman is wearing jeans.
n. 2 Drapery that is made from the meat of cows.

I thought you said she had beef curtains? Those weren't beef curtains. They weren't even flappin in the wind?

by Jimmy January 12, 2004

Beef Curtains

A woman's long, dangling labia minora that hangs far beyond the outer vaginal lips. May cause camel toes or moose knuckes.

Wilma's beef curtains were so long that she could tie them in a knot.

by r0d October 19, 2005

beef curtains

a lady's labia
originated in Viz comic, probably in a 'Rude Child' cartoon as did fanny batter

hey Gloria, show us your beef curtains

by grimsoldier December 02, 2004

beef curtain

The shanked out remains of the labia after being stretched like Play-Doh from an hour or so of jimmy-jam.

by tnt May 02, 2003

beef curtains

a term used to describe the vaginal region of a female: see meat wallet

That chick's beef curtains are opening for the main performance

by Josh Charlton January 28, 2007