Master Bator

A Master Bator is somebody who, because of the sheer number of times they have masturbated (choked the chicken, administered corporal punishment to a primate {spanked the monkey}, jacked off, beat off, jerked off, beat their meat, whacked off, played pocket pool, wanked off, etc.), has become an expert at it -- a true master masturbator (or Master Bator).

Works better when written or typed vs. when spoken.

Hozay hasn't gotten any tail in such a long time that he's become a true-to-life Master Bator!!!

by Telephony August 22, 2012

Ugandan Baton Drop

The act of taking a fresh poop log, preferably firm, and carefully dropping it in your partner's underwear while they sleep. You then have the option of staying the night to experience the confusion/embarrassment the following morning.

Dude, you know how my girl keeps bitching about me peeing the bed last week? Well I put an end to that last night with a perfectly executed Ugandan Baton Drop! She woke up, ran right to the bathroom and started crying! She wouldn't come out till I left the house.

by IL GRIGIO July 18, 2011

Baton Rouge Blockade

Sticking a bar of soap up your anus in the shower to prevent leakage.

My ass was leaking so I used the Baton Rouge Blockade to seal off my ass.

by Dunlap12345 June 11, 2009

Post-A-Bator

A self-centered person who posts non-stop on their social media in a manner which they jerk themselves by making it all about them.

Jessica is such a Post-A-Bator, she is so fascinated with her own posts its like she's jerking herself off 24/7.

by formfeeder August 30, 2015

Batool

Batool is nice, kind, generous & pure. She is an amazing friend and is super fun to hang around with. She is super funny!! Batool is a fantastic baker and is very fond of desserts such as cake. It can be hard to earn her trust so if you manage to earn it you're one lucky girl! She is shy and innocent but if you get to know her she is the complete opposite. If someone calls you a cake your name is Batool!!!

Batool is my best friend!

Batool made me a cake!

Batool is funny!

Batool's cake pops are to die for!

by DefinitionGal December 3, 2017

Batko

Father, daddy; Also the nickname of Nestor Makhno the legendary anarcho-socialist leader of the Free Territory of Ukraine

The Batko and his revolution and legacy lives on

by Don kev January 14, 2017

Baepolar

(Or polar bae) when bae is mad or sad. A play on words originating from the word bipolar.

You’re a little baepolar right now

by zxidy February 1, 2020