daft and barmy

Cockney rhyming slang - the army.

Prince Philip :"Liz, why has Prince Harry got a funny titfer?"

Trouble and strife :"Oh Philip, don't you ever read the Currant Bun? He's joined the daft and barmy!"

by Lee 74 March 5, 2009

army-barmy

Army-barmy is when a squaddie is so obsessed and in love with the army and military things in general that his entire life revolves around being cammed up,ops,and generally ready to mangle,strangle,stab,shoot or shag anything or anyone, with, and possibly without, a pulse.Not just being content to keep these awe-inspiring facts to himself he will persist in droning on for hours and hours about his impressive knowledge of the martial art thus boring shitless his family,friends and neighbours.The ROYAL MARINES and the PARA-REG are famous for this affliction.

My brother became army-barmy after joining the guards,his wife once told me (after we'd being shagging one day)that even on their honey-moon he'd insist on inspecting her feet for blisters before bed and in the morning he'd wake her up with bucket of cold water and an enthousiastic "Hands off cocks, on socks!"

by Steve CHUTER November 27, 2006

The Barmy Army

A group of excelled individuals who have formed a young gentleman's club in order to promote unity and organised drinking within a group dynamic. Each member brings their own unique and special attributes to the club, be it their individual take on barmyness or extremely strong banter. Entrance to this elitist and profound club is on an invite only basis and a series of tasks and initiations must be passed before granted membership.

The Barmy Army frowns upon anti-banter and 'banter sappers' and also doesn't permit disloyalty such as, 'I'm not hammered, I'm Birmingham hammered!' Such comments result in members being re-initiated and discriminated against.

Members of The Barmy Army take this gentleman's club extremely seriously and intend to rival The Masons.

i strive to one day meet a member of the barmy army.

by Sir D.M.Broadfield January 10, 2009

Bingham Barmy Army (BBA)

A group of middle-class yobs, usually aged between 10-18 who feed off threatening Asian shopkeepers and mistreating their homework. Smoking mediocre rollies and keeping their collars 'fashionably upright', the Bingham Barmy Army (BBA) will stop at nothing until the small, isolated town is there's for the taking!

My name is James Oliver John Clark and i'm in the "Bingham Barmy Army (BBA)", got a problem with that!?

by BigManNatty January 8, 2014

go barmy with the salami

To masturbate

"Let's go barmy with the salami"

by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024

barry dillon

A young man who is suspected to be yung lean

Are you yung leans?

Nah Barry Dillon

by Ss.desrrjj June 16, 2020

Barminan

Far from us. Exclamation used by Sephardim to ward off misfortune. It is equivalent to the Ashkenazi phrase “Lo alenu” (Not on us). It is very often used by Persians in the Great Neck Jewish community.

Rabbi Kohan: uhstad, don't hang out with girls. It is very barminan.

by JewUnit18 April 19, 2009