Matthew barwell

Rugby fan boy who loves grabbing other men and hides the fact that he is homosexual through playing rugby where he lives out his fantasies of touching and wrestling with hunky men. Plays karate and the viola (the gay violin) on the side. He is very insecure about himself and feels better once he boasts about his boring life. He loves to talk about how built and tall he is when in reality he is a skinny guy of average height and hates how low the bus ceilings are as it “hurts his head”. Lives in a valley where everyone shops at Waitrose and is yet to lose his virginity.

Man: constantly talks about himself Girl: yep he’s defo a matthew barwell

by Flyless fly December 17, 2019

Thomas Bardell

A want to be genius who plays video games. Also an abbreviation of 'handsome' and 'sexy'

I want to be like Thomas Bardell when I'm older, he's so cool!

by Thomas Bardell April 15, 2022

barnwell

A small town where nothing happens ever. Lots of cows and racist people. Family friendly.

Bob: man, barnwell is so boring. I can't wait to move away
Sue: are you CRAZY!? we have a Walmart AND an assload of hay fields! What more could you want!!??

by notyouraveragekaren April 9, 2016

Bradwell Institute

School up in Hinesville, GA that is Crunka then any otha school in the c-port babay!

Bradwell a.k.a. B.I. pha sho!

by Kiarra September 9, 2003

the Barkwell

The man-unit of epic proportions desired by many but only had by few

Dude, check out the Barkwell on that guy....

by Spiz May 25, 2006

BADWELL

A kid who has been fucking up or been BAD.

chadwell been fucking up so they should of called me badwell, reminising on them days I was sitting in that jail cell.

by DAKOTA242LITTY July 30, 2019

bardelle

Bardelle is a small ragga Mufflon with his Heart at the right place.
They normally have very tiny ears but also long azz diggs.

You know Bardelle?

Aktionismus!

by Spleezer101 November 21, 2021