bamping

excrement, pooh, faeces, droppings,

whoops, I've stepped in a bamping

by Ivan Bagerov May 13, 2005

bamping

A sleazeball who thinks he has conned me but though he pretends to be my friend I know I am better as I have been researching for much longer than him and I am the original and alway have been and always will be and he's really getting my hackles up and if he's not careful I shall set my LOVELY WIFE on him!

Danny, the pratt in the wooly hat.

by Mark February 22, 2004

bampkin

Smelly little yoda eared grandad with a penis the size of a tic tac but he has eggy breath and lives in the ghetto

(Yoda) (bampkin)

by Pepperami January 9, 2014

Bampi

A colloquial Welsh language word from southern Wales meaning "grandpa". Heard in the English language as well.

Awrite Bampi? You still having flashbacks about that mining disaster?

by Penderyn - the Welsh martyr January 9, 2017

bampur

two words: fucked. up. you gotta go hard to get on this level.

yo yesterday, we didn't just get drunk, we got bampured nigga.

by ravioli4eva January 6, 2009

Flappy Bappies

Condition: Occurs when a chick lays on her back and her tits fall into her armpits.

Man, that girl looked good at the bar. But, sure enough when I got her home and tossed her on the bed, Flappy Bappies: Tits-in-armpits.

by Wyatt Herb July 21, 2010

Balmpot

A well used Scottish word (normally used in Glasgow) to describe a headcase, or a person slightly unstable usually through drink.

Och no hen, I'm no gonnae be oot drinking with that wee balmpot Stevie the neet.

by Jimmy Bastart August 3, 2009