baked

to smoke a shit load of weed.

I just smoked a fuck load of weed and god...im baked.

by fonzie. November 27, 2006

baked

Cooked in an oven. Let's forget the drugs for a moment, shall we?

I love homemade baked brownies.

by pridenpredjudice October 31, 2011

baked

When you're high off your ass to the point where you can't even think anymore.

When you're fucking chink eyed.

I am one baked motherfucker.

by KD42 December 23, 2010

baked

1.)high, stoned, under the influence of marijuana or equivalent drug.
2.)extremely tired, displaying symptoms of (but not actually) being under the influence of narcotics.

Symptoms for both: glazed eyes, unconsciousness, half-consciousness, hunger, numbness.

1) He was so spaced out that day, just completely baked! I bet you he'll drop out soon.

2) Ugh, dude I went shopping, racing, eating, drinking, skiing, skating, ballin', batting, playing, singing, swimming, climbing, and dancing earlier, and then right before I accidentally shot myself, my gf broke up with me.

{I'm so baked}

by Reali-T Scribe October 28, 2006

Baked

the aftermath of smoking a nice fat blunt!! accompanied by hits from the 3 chamber bong then followed by a rip form the bowl.

dam this is good", "yo pass that shit!!!!" "i cant man this left me baked out of my mind"

by durpaderp December 17, 2010

baked

Someone who is both woke and based thereby understanding both sides of the aisle. Also used, historically, as a term for high utilization of cannabis or a type of cooking process i.e. the process in which said cannabis can be converted into a brownie.

I thought of this definition of baked using a portmanteau of ‘woke’ and ‘based’ while in my car today and it made me chuckle so I decided to put it on Urban Dictionary.

by 1947338271 May 15, 2021

baked

See stoned:

related to the after affects of smoking "Pot" also known as happy grass, weed, ganja, dank, bud, moto, sicky icky.

Meaning: Stoned outta your mind.

Shorty hold up. I dont think I can smoke no more. Im feelin' so baked.

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by Caseyishigh May 17, 2007