Bagels is the nickname for the absolutely insane, most wanted
crackhead known as Bailee. She is one of the craziest people you will ever meet. If you aren't careful, she'll break into your house at night, eat your mac n
cheese, steal your pets, and then murder you in your
sleep.
You:
Omg is that the lunatic Bagels? I've heard she's wanted for murder and
arson in more than 6 countries.
Me: Yeah, be careful, she'll literally kill you with one high-powered scream, then proceed to burn your house down. Also, dont look into her eyes, or you'll instantly be turned into ramen
noodles.