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Her: daddy
Him: yes?
Her: E.M.P.T.I.C.I.Y.M.A.B.M.P.U.U.I.C.O.Y.D.
Him: bet, i’m on my way
by fucking 101 September 28, 2020
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D.E.C.I.B

An acronym for one of the great laws of the universe,"Don't Eat Cookies In Bed." This is a good law to follow seeing that a bed of cookies makes and uncomfortable sleep.
Kid:(brings cookies into bedroom)
Mother:"D.E.C.I.B"

Person1: "That was a crappy sleep"
Person2: "D.E.C.I.B"
by Rusty Musty November 13, 2006
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A: Hey, remember when Steve Jobs almost died of Ligma and met Joe?
B: Who's Joe?
A: Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b
by DougDimmaDave January 2, 2022
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Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!
by Semmelweis December 16, 2018
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I.w.b.o.y.d.t.y.c.i.m

I will bounce on your dick till you cum in me
Girl: I.w.b.o.y.d.t.y.c.i.m šŸ˜šŸ˜
Boy: šŸ˜®šŸ’ØšŸ˜®šŸ’ØšŸ˜®šŸ’Ø
by EmoNotJay January 1, 2022
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Browse A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z # new Categories Store Blog in and clicked search
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