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H.S.O.A.B

Acronam for Hot Sex On A Beach.
Liz and tattie are H.S.O.A.B. (hot sex on a beach)
by Liztots. August 27, 2007
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H.U.S.B.A.N.D

Handsome Useful Smart But At Night Dangerous. Cuz he might try to fuck you up or cheat on you.
Wife 1: My husband is the best!
Wife 2: WAIT, Isn't that H.U.S.B.A.N.D mine?!?!?
by King D with double R May 18, 2020
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i.a.t.t.h.i.l.h.b.i.a.h.d.f.t.s.y.

i’m afraid to tell him i love him because i’m afraid he doesn’t feel the same yet.
when you and him haven’t been together for a very long time but you feel a real connection also known as i.a.t.t.h.i.l.h.b.i.a.h.d.f.t.s.y.
by jasalynn rose. November 22, 2020
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i.a.t.t.h.i.l.h.b.i.a.h.d.f.t.s.y.

i’m afraid to tell him i love him because i’m afraid he doesn’t feel the same yet.
when you and him haven’t been together for a long time but you feel a real connection also known as i.a.t.t.h.i.l.h.b.i.a.h.d.f.t.s.y.
by jasalynn rose. November 22, 2020
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C.S.A.B.H.

Can't Shit Anywhere But Home (C.S.A.B.H.) is a disease that plagues millions of Americans. It haunts our nation and there is really no cure. We just have to embrace that fact that some people cannot shit in public.
"Yo man, I have to go home and shit."

"Why dude? You can use my bathroom."

"No, I C.S.A.B.H."
by spiderman saves the day April 15, 2008
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G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G

Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)
Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun"
by TS-128 March 9, 2009
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playback's a b***h

What an accuser smugly utters after an audio recording or video-footage-clip conclusively proves that a protester-of-innocence did indeed commit the misdeed he was accused of.
Teenage delinquent: I swear, Officer --- I absolutely positively unquestionably DID NOT spray that graffiti on that shop window!! Why, I wasn't even THERE at that time --- I was down at the lake, just gazin' up at the stars and mindin' my own business!
Security guard: Really --- were you, now? Well, my young friend, let's just you and me take a little stroll over to the mall's CCTV-monitoring room, and pull the tape of last night's parking-lot activity.
Teenage delinquent, seeing the greenish-white IR-lighted security-camera footage of himself being very busy with his spray-cans on the store's front sidewalk: But --- but --- I --- this just can't --- I ---
Security guard (giving the flustered youth a self-satisfied smile and shaking his head with a "caught in the act after all, eh, son?" expression): Yeah, I know --- playback's a b***h, isn't it?!
by QuacksO March 12, 2017
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