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Schrodinger's Blowjob

Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmosome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?
Dude, would you risk taking off the blindfold in the Schrodinger's Blowjob?
by therealchuckster June 21, 2022
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blown kidney

as an athlete can suffer a blown shoulder or a blown knee, a competitive drinker can suffer damage to their kidneys, resulting in said kidney being " blown " out
Ezekiel : Where have you been ?

Malachi : I participated in the 11 day Drinkathon sponsored by Hezekiahs Porno Dungeon and I suffered a blown kidney on day 9. I've been recuperating at the Anheiser Busch treatment center.
by Dragonwolf November 8, 2018
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blowing dodge

To get out of a place and/or abandon the responsibility entrusted in that person, likely because of mounting pressure or said person has run out of options.

From the US version of The Office, season 4 episode 4 titled Money.
"I am blowing dodge. I'm getting out of town. Whatever you call it, I am running away from my responsibilities." - Michael Scott
by Der Kommissar February 11, 2009
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blowsty

eating a frosty while getting a blowjob
yo man i just got a blowsty it was delicious
by lawton&jennings January 11, 2011
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Blowdini

A very discrete way to describe fellatio. Both men and women can speak of fellatio without the derogatory words used to describe oral sex.
While talking with a group of friends, I casually mentioned that my wife gave me the best blowdini of my life last night.
by sfg1ant August 24, 2010
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Bamboozled by her blow hole

When you go down a fat chicks pants and find a smooth va-jj. Only to be asked by her why your finger banging her bellybutton.
I was with this fat chick and we where getting it on and I got "bamboozled by her blow hole". But I finished by lubing the lint cave
by Travis and mark November 27, 2018
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Devil's Blowjob

Coming from an incident in Maynooth, Ireland, a devil's blowjob is when a person, before giving oral sex, gargles with hot chilli sauce.
"Man its was so hot, like a devil's blowjob"
by Yemrot February 6, 2010
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