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Band Hating Noobs

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A group of mean spirited moronic individuals who bad mouths a high school or college marching band (Also see band haters).
don't listen to those morons, they are a bunch of Band Hating Noobs!
by BruinKiller3469 May 19, 2009
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Band high

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A natural high that members in band receive while playing their instruments. This safe high is possible through excessive playing. The lack of oxygen that travels to your brain when playing causes a natural high. This is why band nerds/band geeks are loopy during and after band. There is also a pre-band high in which the band student is excited for the high and gets high on their own.

Note- Percussionists come with their own high, its just part of their personality.

Note 2-The band high is very obvious when various instruments are trying to reach high notes almost impossible to get.
The Band High:

Flute 1: Omg band, omg band, omg band! AHH! YAY FOR BAND!!!

Flute 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! BAND! HA HA! I LOVE BAND! Isnt it Flipping awesome?

Flute 1: Duh it is! Watch me play this ultra high note!
by Avk1993 September 11, 2007
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Silly Band Ho

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A silly band ho is a person that is obsessed with trading, buying, and basically silly bandz.
Girl 1: Hey, I'll trade your purple and pink flower for a red mickey mouse!
Girl 2: No way man, I just traded my purple dinosaur for this!
Girl 3: You guys are such silly band hoes.

Guy 1: Dude, this girl practically tackled me for the silly band I'm wearing for my girl.
Guy 2: Wow, what a silly band ho.
by SillyBandzAintCool October 2, 2010
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Band Homework

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When you get to know a band's music well enough that you want to know more about the actual band. Sources include anything you'll find doing a Google search.
Matt: I'm really digging Minus the Bear. I wanted to know where they got their name so I did some Band Homework on the Wikipedia machine and found out...

Dude: Yeah, found out what?

Matt: Hmmm, I forgot. Need to do more Band Homework. I never was good at learning.
by Psych091 March 25, 2011
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band-head

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1)One whom dearly loves band related activities. They can found at football games, basketball games, parades, and any other event where marching bands may be.
2)A person that goes on the internet in search of band audio or video.
3) Band Addicts.
Man Jay just brought another band tape, he is a true band-head.
by datsaxguy July 30, 2005
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Band haters

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Any idiotic twit that make mean spirited comments i.e. "band geeks" and has no true knowlege at all of the true aspects of a hard working marching band.
Don't listen to those jerks. They're only a bunch of brainless band haters!
by BruinKiller3469 April 3, 2009
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