Short for Big Fat Tub-a-lard Disease Syndrome. It refers to the inescapable condition that many people face when reaching their 20s where they let themselves go and double or even triple in size.
Dude, I just saw Melissa for the first time since high school and she caught a major case of B.F.T.D.S. She weighs like 3 bills now!
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This occurs when a guy hasn't "relieved himself" or had sex for an extended period of time, resulting in an unusual level of horniness. Which could possibly interfere with normal activity.
This occurs when a guy hasn't "relieved himself" or had sex for an extended period of time, resulting in an unusual level of horniness. Which could possibly interfere with normal activity.
Dude #1: Man!! I haven't hooked up with any girls in like a month, I have D.S.B.U it's driving me nuts.
Dude #2: Oh Shit!! we need to get you some ass...or a playboy.
Dude #2: Oh Shit!! we need to get you some ass...or a playboy.
by Sebhatu. A January 4, 2009
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sitting in the back of a pick-up truck with a group of friends on our way to lollapalozza, when suddenly the driver's side window rolls quickly down and the driver sticks his head out the window screaming "S.B.D.!S.B.D.!" dousing the front cab with ozone, while the guy riding shotgun is laughing his guilty arse off. if especially deadly, DO NOT be stuck downwind, i.e. in this case, riding in the back of an open truck slowly, or worse, trapped in the car itself.
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The Best Service Desk Technician In The World
A very rare and special service desk technician who not only can solve any problem given to him/her but does so in a unique way that makes the knob/twat/C-Level who created the call feel like it wasn't all their fault in the first place (but we all know it was).
The Best Service Desk Technician In The World
A very rare and special service desk technician who not only can solve any problem given to him/her but does so in a unique way that makes the knob/twat/C-Level who created the call feel like it wasn't all their fault in the first place (but we all know it was).
Yo Mitch, that bitch from sales was actually happy with you slapping her down for not knowning to right-click on the folder, you T.B.S.D.T.I.T.W
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Raaaaaaaaandy: Nah man, I F.H.B.S.D.T.M.D.
Raaaaaaaaandy: Nah man, I F.H.B.S.D.T.M.D.
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