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Azerbaijan Technology

Azerbaijan Technology™ is a f̶i̶c̶t̶i̶t̶i̶o̶u̶s̶ cooperate entity. It’s a startup founded by an ambitious 14-year-old Azerbaijani boy that provides a variety of a technological services solutions worldwide, especially through a widespread advertising campaign on Instagram. Currently hiring humans (optional)
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Azerbaijan technology

An adjective for a company that is very seccessful.
Example for the word:

Someone: did you hear how many watches ive selled?
Someone2: yeah it became a real azerbaijan technology

International Azerbaijani Green Lettuce Relocation Day 

In Azerbaijan culture, it's become the norm to relocate any Greens (especially lettuce) that are being grown on December 22nd.
Mark: "Why are you taking so long to get ready?"
Ryan: "I'm preparing for International Azerbaijani Green Lettuce Relocation Day."

hunchback of azerbaijan 

Bedroom lurker, plays ufc..., tries to shareplay mortal kombat, tan skin, has veneers and a hair transplant
The hoes: run its the hunchback of azerbaijan!
Hunch: 1v1 me rn you pussio

Coca Cola older than Azerbaijan 

Correct statement that upsets Azeris and Turks, a way of trolling and driving them mad.
Azeri: Armenia has no History 🤬
Armenian: Coca Cola older than Azerbaijan 🗿

coca cola older than Azerbaijan 

An Armenian meme with faulty logic that forgets about the Atabegs of Azerbaijan and Atropatene. According to the meme's logic, Turkish people and their ancestors never had a country until 1923, ergo, according to this logic, The Turks never did the Armenian genocide.
Narek: Honestly as an Armenian, this whole "coca cola older than Azerbaijan" shtick is just dumb.
Krikor: I agree, I mean take a look at Germany, there was never a country called Germany until the 1800s.
Narek: EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!