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Q . "What's up with Jack Dorcys new Osama Bin Laden style look?"
A. "Oh, right, you mean Ayatollah Soy Latte?
I think he's is trying to curry favor with BIG Twitter shareholder,

Saudi Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal ."
by RocketMan February 3, 2021
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ayatollah of areola

a title in the player hierarchy achieved by scholars who have demonstrated highly advanced knowledge of titties
"Damn look at the titties on that girl my boy is talking to. He is the ayatollah of areola!"
by 2stainz April 30, 2013
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Ayatollah already

What Khomeini would say if you asked him the same question twice.
Carter: Will you release the hostages?
Kholmeini: The only way I'll release them is if YOU agree to ALL of OUR demands --- period.
Carter: So you won't consider releasing them just on your own?
Kholmeini: Ayatollah already --- YOU have to give US what WE want first!
by QuacksO February 24, 2025
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Ayatollah’d

Being fired from your job on your first day at work.
Example: Bob got appointed to lead Iran on Monday morning, but was forced to resign after exploding just hours later. Bob has been Ayatollah’d
by notaprogressiveaussie March 4, 2026
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Ayatollah

Something the exist for roughly 20 mins after discovery
That video was only roughly 1 Ayatollah long
by Tripdz March 29, 2026
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Ayatolli

A close cousin of the 'tankie', an ‘ayatolli' refers to an apologist of the Islamic Republic of Iran and their beneficiaries, like Hizbollah in Lebanon, Bashar al-Assad in Syria, and the Houthis in Yemen amongst many others. Named after the Ayatollahs who rule the Islamic Republic of Iran.

Typically, Western ayatollis are left-wingers who will selectively highlight ‘positive’ aspects of the Islamic Republic of Iran to gloss over the horrors that the Islamic Republic of Iran unleashes on its population and the region overall. They use talking points such as Iran's anti-American and anti-Zionist rhetoric, its healthcare policies, its misguided pro-trans policy, and its aid to Palestine, whilst using whatabouttisms of American war crimes and human rights violations.

Some Muslims (usually but not always Shi'as) may become ayatollis for theological and political reasons, thinking that the Ayatollas in Iran are a good spiritual and political authority for Muslims. They will typically consume and get brainwashed by media such as Press TV, Al Manar, and Al Alam.

Finally, others may become an ayatolli because they are nationalists for a country that is allied with the Ayatollah's of Iran for political reasons (such as Russia or China). Although being a tankie and ayatolli are not mutually exclusive, these ayatolli's are almost always tankies as well.
"I wanted to go to the pro-Palestine rally, but sadly there were so many ayatollis speaking"

"He's taken his anti-American rhetoric to such a misguided level, he's become an ayatolli"
by Djannchyd January 4, 2024
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