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Rude Awakening

When you are finally awakened by a shocking truth
I had a rude awakening of how much sexy and hot I am
by Crapcrab October 22, 2016
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Great Awakening

The harsh reality that hits an Applehead, Machead, iFool, or other Apple fan like a ton of bricks the moment he or she realizes that their iPod, iPad, iPhone, or Mac computer is not the crash-proof and bullet-proof wonder device that Steve Jobs and his overhyping media make it out to be.

This is usually brought on the very first time that a Mac computer freezes up, crashes, and needs to be restarted (usually causing the user to lose a lot of unsaved documents), or an iPod, iPhone, or iTunes software locks up or otherwise malfunctions.
Leaira: Did you hear what happened to Brittany?
Jordan: No, what happened to her?
Leaira: Well, she just experienced the Great Awakening.
Jordan: Oh really!? Her iPod quit working?
Leaira: It sure did! She picked it up and tried to listen to her music, and it just gave her an Apple logo and wouldn't do anything else. That's not all -- her MacBook froze up and crashed last week, and she can't get it to boot up anymore.
Jordan: Wow! That's too funny! So much for Crapple products being crash-proof and bullet-proof! What is she gonna do?
Leaira: She's had it with Steve Jobs, his lies, his media overhyping, and outragrous prices. She says she's going to take a sledgehammer to all her Crapple junk, throw it in the iGarbage can, and buy some good products.
Jordan: Oh, that's cool! What is she gonna get?
Leaira: She just bought a Windows 7 64-bit laptop the other day. She loves it! It works a lot better than her Macintrash ever did. And at half the price!
Jordan: Awesome! I think I'll get one too. What about her music player?
Leaira: We're going shopping today. She's just gonna get a basic MP3 player like mine. I love mine, and it only cost $50. It works directly with Windows with no iTunes or anything. I just drag and drop my MP3 files thru Windows. And it's a lot easier to use than her iPod ever was.
Jordan: That's awesome! Glad to hear she's finally kicking Crapple to the curb!
by Jordan_17 August 26, 2011
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False Awakening

A vivid or convincing dream about awakening from sleep, when in reality you're still sleeping
Jimmy had a false awakening because he had a dream in which he thought he woke up.
by WasserFeuer January 20, 2015
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Coyote Awakening

This usually happens after a break-up. The realization after a night of heavy drinking when you wake up in the morning and find out that the fuck-buddy/revenge-fuck-buddy that you picked up from the bar the previous night, resembles Wile E. Coyote.
"Boy 1: Dude, Steve has lost it. After his break-up, he fucks anything that walks. Can you believe, he picked up Gertrude last night.

Boy 2: Gertrude!!! Bet he had a coyote awakening today."
by Sajan Chosé June 19, 2014
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Fire Emblem: Awakening

A game where you can fuck your best friend's daughter.
Fire Emblem: Awakening is a game worth playing
by Supreme Leader of Fucking July 12, 2019
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Fire Emblem Awakening

Fire Emblem Awakening

A game in the fire emblem series, which is surrounded by controversy because of old school fans complaining about it being to easy casual mode, broken second seal, the story not being as good and some characters being a bit inappropriate Nowi. However this game help save the franchise as well as set it back on course (most people had forgotten about Fire Emblem by that stage and the game spawned a lot of new players). This because it was it sold 1.9 million copies by 2014 thus reminding everyone about fire emblem. Pie the way the game has a fixation with pies.
I see you play Robin in smash bros.
Yes what about it?
You should play Fire Emblem Awakening.
I've already played it.
Oh really that's great!
Not as good as previous instalments thought.
Take that back right now!
by Ranaky January 19, 2017
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Nocturnal Awakenings

Waking up in the middle of the night or very early morning and not being able to return to sleep.
I woke up this morning at 3:30am because of "Nocturnal Awakenings"
by The Sleep Expert June 20, 2009
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