Autzen Zoo

A sports blog on the FanSided network about the Oregon Ducks. It covers pretty much everything about the school's sports teams like football, men's basketball, women's basketball, baseball, volleyball, track and field etc. The editor is some dude named Joe Soriano who writes about a lot of different stuff.

Alex- Hey man, gotta check out Autzen Zoo, great news about the Oregon Ducks with good opinions that make sense and back things up.

Riley- Really, I'm a Ducks fan myself, gonna check it out. Hope they worship LaMichael James.

by ducksfan January 2, 2012

AutoEnabled

A Black Big Dicked boi that is in 144(basically owns it)

AutoEnabled ddosed me :Cry:

by AutoEnabled February 13, 2021

Autzen

Autzen is the smartest most handsome and sweetest person you will ever meet, he will stick with you always and love you forever

Person 1: Autzen is so pretty.
Person 2: Autzen isn't pretty he's perfect!

by Strawb.erry July 19, 2022

Autoenshittification

Cory Doctorow's term for a glob of hackable semiconductors masquerading as modern vehicles.

"Digitization supercharges financialization," writes Cory Doctorow about Autoenshittification. "amid all the complaining about cars getting stuck in the Internet of Shit, there's still not much discussion of why the carmakers are making their products less attractive, less reliable, less safe, and less resilient by stuffing them full of microchips"

by Uncle Joosie July 24, 2023

autopenodentalate

v. To brush one's teeth using his or her own penis as both toothbrush and toothpaste dispenser.

Andrew is a pufta who autopenodentalates.

by wingmanwingmanwingman November 18, 2007

autogenerating

autogenerating is a famous Tik Tok Creator. He is known always speaking facts.

Do you like anime?
Yeah!
Then you must know the best anime tik tok creator, autogenerating!

by ozin_01z January 11, 2021

Autozoned

When a guy talks to a girl and AUTOMATICALLY gets put into the FRIENDZONE. Usually happening to the nice guys, and usually happening soon after meeting.

Friend: Hey man, you talk to that girl yet?

Me: Yea, but i got autozoned...

Friend: Oooohh....that sucks, sorry bro..

by ALWAYSAUTOZONED October 24, 2011