audiophile

One who enjoys sex acts involving the ear.

After they stopped kissing, Jenny felt something touch her ear. She sighed. Why did she always end up with the audiophiles?

by Darcy_Tucker June 19, 2008

Audiophile

1. A person who tells a story that is so execrable that you feel like your ear has been violated.

2. This is a person that makes you break out in a cold sweat and shudder when he says "So something interesting happened today..."

3. Someone that triggers your fight-or-flight response just by speaking.

Dude, that story sucked balls. Quit being an audiophile.

So my carpool buddy decided to be an audiophile on the way home today. He felt a burning need to tell me about the consistency of his bowel movements. I couldn't get away! We were on the interstate for fuck's sake!

by Passenger Seat Critic April 14, 2010

autopilot

when you do something without realizing what you're doing (usually results in making a mistake)

Sorry, autopilot, you know how it is.

by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003

autoshite

Old cars which are in poor condition but have a cult following, or were once very common on the roads but are now almost extinct (a.k.a. "street furniture" of the past). Examples would include British Leyland, Datsun, Hillman, Austin-Rover, etc.

jalopy donk banger

That rusty old Austin Princess is pure autoshite.

by Electric Leyland January 12, 2009

Audiophile

Some one who enjoys music as much as pedophiles like kids

Ah yea I’m a audiophile bro. All I need to survive in life is music

by Banana smeller007 February 3, 2020

autophilia

Self-love, especially sexual attraction to the self. Vanity or narcissism.

I'm so hot I would literally f myself, wait what is that called?
its called autophilia

by xoxonarcissist November 14, 2020

Automophile

The person we all know who practically pants with lust when they're waiting to cross the road because someone drove by in a very fast car.

They like to talk about cars, buy magazines about cars and watch cars on eBay that they have no intention of buying, just to see how much it goes for. They normally have at least one poster of a car in their home, and will regularly show you a picture or YouTube clip of the car they dream of owning one day. They scoff at the speed limit, have at least three points on their driving license and watch Formula One as if it's actually interesting.

These people are awful. Jeremy Clarkson is an example of a famous automophile.

Ugh, Clarkson. What a pleasure it would be to kick that self loving automophile in the balls.

by MagickDio July 12, 2011