autohoax

To automatically assume that what someone is presenting is too extraordinary to be true and furthermore is most likely a hoax. This radical skepticism is the opposite from the gullibility of the autobeliever, or one who automatically assumes extraordinary claims to be true at face value.

The moon landing? I'm going to autohoax that. Show me the telemetry data please.

by Tim Ozman July 31, 2019

Dipsychotic Semi-Automatic Twins

Two sisters born 1549 days apart in Brockton, Massachusetts.

Are you guys twins?

"Yes, we're dipsychotic semi-automatic twins"

"We don't have time to explain science to you"

by Murphdogg March 8, 2019

automatik

term invented in bustabit. usually said to a player sittin 24/7 for years only chatting and sucking for tips. you can also call em "auto".

oh! don't behave like automatik.

by onion9 March 2, 2021

Autocorrect

1.) The reason that funny, strange, or embarrassing texts and/or messages are sent.
2.) The reason it takes so long to type in words that are purposely misspelled or possibly slang.
3.) The opposite of reason one; the reason that misspelled words are automatically corrected without backspacing.

1.) Man 1: *typing*
"Dude, I got some peantus from the homeless guy"
Autocorrecting "peantus"
For "penis"
TEXT SENT
Man 2: Didn't know you were looking for so much...
Man 1: Fuck, it's autocorrect for peanuts, man!

2.) Man 1: *typing in Google*
"Doge"
Autocorrecting "Doge"
For "Doggie"
Man 1: *flips desk*

3.) Man 1: *typing text*
"Go git me a sammich"
Autocorrecting...
"Go GET me a SANDWICH"
Man 1: That's the shit!

by Tsoran May 15, 2014

autocorrect

A feature built into many modern phones, which automatically changes unrecognized words to their closest matches, if any exist. Of course, on occasion it will select the wrong word, usually changing the original meaning of the sentence completely.

Duck you, autocorrect! Duck you to he'll!

by do it fgt  November 16, 2011

Automatic door

An alternative way of calling somebody a slut.

"She's an automatic door, she opens for everything"

by AH2302 March 5, 2013

Autocorreft

When autocorrect autocorrects itselt. The systematic nature of autocorrect causes itself to crash upon itself and result in an illegal exception.

Alana: I had to blow a homeless dude last night to get a ginger ale.

Megan: Alana!
Alana: OMG! That's not what I typed! I meant to say "I had to trade a hobo last night for a dingle ale".
Megan: Oh that stupid autocorreft.

by Bboxed June 19, 2014