autohetewili

a person who does not have to proven to be a person who is insane or backward and his shape is not appropriate and is sexually or romantically attracted to people of the opposite sex because it is immediately evident upon brief exposure to them

If you just look at that guy over there you can tell that he's an autohetewili because he has an insane look on his face, has three arms, and is kissing a woman.

by Galinial December 13, 2020

autointercourse

This is when a male, usually black (since they have the longest cocks), has a long enough cock and flexible enough body to have sex with himself.

The action is made by bending himself into a contorted form (often in a laying down position, with the legs over their head), with the penis tucked down and placed inside their anus.

In order to do this smoothly, the rectum is sometimes stimulated first with an erect object (i.e. finger/dildo/cucumber), to loosen the area and allow for insertion.

Omg, he's black! Why's he need me? He can just do autointercourse!

by jon and the kuanic October 17, 2009

Autoattractive

A specific trait or quality that a female has that makes them automatically attractive.

(If you are an ass man)
A girl with a nice ol booty is autoattractive.

(If you are a breast man)
A girl with a nice ol rack is autoattractive.

That girls butt was out of this world, shes autoattractive.

by Kazilla October 22, 2010

autohimers

You are running around in your car and you forgot where you were going and you ended up someplace else.

I was going to the store to get some smokes and got autohimers and ended up on the expressway.

by kat51 February 12, 2009

automated

Corporate code word for "you've been terminated".

Production Manager: What do you think we should do with Bob and his team? They've been lagging way behind production quotas lately.

Engineer: We just got some new equipment today, the whole process can be automated!

by gearhead78 April 27, 2017

automatron

A tool that can be used to automate almost anything, from brown sugar to a mars probe.

Perl is my automatron.

by J May 4, 2003

autoheteroromantic

Where one person has a romantic attraction on oneself and attracted to opposite gender.

Hey bro, she's free! Take her
Also, I forgot to tell you, she's autoheteroromantic.

by Quepasoweycuh February 8, 2021