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autograph collector

Someone that has no job, no life and hounds celebrities for their autograph either through mail or in person in order to sell them on Ebay or some other auction website.
Jane is an autograph collector and she waited all night for Avril Lavigne to sign a photo. Once she got it the next day she tried to sell it on Ebay for $300.
by jackzofthezoo October 4, 2011
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audiographic memory

The ability to recite, mimic, or repeat sounds, music, gossip, lyrics, tunes, and other sensations captured through hearing, rather efficiently. The term audiographic memory is not an actual word. The correct terminology is Eidetic memory.

Basically you can hear things only once or twice, and you're able to repeat.

This is extremely helpful when arguing with someone, about something someone else said, or they had said prior to the argument.
You : "Mom said take out the garbage."

Sibling : "No, she said you had to!"

*Mom comes home*

Mom : "Why haven't you taken out the garbage!?"

You : "Told you."

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by Leonidous May 12, 2012
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turtles autograph

A poo smear on the back of your underpants caused by the emerging stool
I need the toilet right now, I've just had the turtles autograph.
by papers July 17, 2011
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Signing autographs

It just wouldn't end, I was in the handicapped stall signing autographs for twenty minutes straight, my fans are relentless.
by ShartShooper January 30, 2023
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Up all night autographin' it

A way to say you had sex with someone. Comes from the song "Sweat" by Chris Brown ft. Flo Rida.
"So, dude, what'd you do with your girl last night?"
"I was up all night autographin' it!"
by danananabatman February 27, 2009
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Autograph HER iPad, I'd Like To

Double entendre, stemming from HotForWords' offer of a chance to win an autographed iPad by joining a site she linked to from her lesson on "Double Entendre" ("I'd like to double HER entendre" - The Todd, SCRUBS)
You won an iPad that HotForWords autographed? Oooh ... (Yoda say) Autograph HER iPad, I'd Like To ... Yehhhhhhhhhhhs!
by Uncle J MythMan January 16, 2011
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Autograph session

The process of trying to get oneself clean after a shit that leaves your butthole agape. Most common after a dropping a deuce with the consistency of Georgia Red Clay.
Why were you in the bathroom so long?" "I was actually done pretty quick, but then it turned into an autograph session when I was wiping my ass. I still don't feel clean...I just know my butt's going to be itchy later.
by Frank Vinacelli December 11, 2011
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