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Night Auditor

A person, Usually male, that works the 11-7 shift at a hotel. Between weed breaks or "Safety Meetings" this person surfs Youtube, over-posts on Facebook and on occasion actually does something for his employer. This Job requires about 20-30 minutes of labor per 8 hour shift.
That Night Auditor looked sooo stoned.
by KnightAudit June 24, 2014
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Street auditor

Street auditor: Mainly in the UK is someone who films in public spaces, such as police stations and refugee hotels, often to test how authorities and staff respond. In the UK, some street auditors make a living from this activity, earning revenue on platforms like YouTube. They use cameras, drones, and sometimes have bodyguards. They may linger around police stations or refugee hotels, sometimes being asked to leave but refusing, leading to trespassing and provocations. They often believe they are experts in UK law and try to outsmart the police by citing legal statutes, sometimes giving the impression that they have a law degree or extensive legal knowledge. This behavior can cause tensions, lead to confrontations, and put additional strain on police resources, especially when officers are already overloaded. It can also be a form of new entertainment and potentially cause prejudice against both the police and refugees who are simply trying to go about their lives. Moreover, sometimes this provocation can lead to violent outbursts, making it dangerous for themselves, the public, and the police. Additionally, some of these clips can go viral, amplifying their impact.
Lee: Bruv, I saw this mad video. On YouTube the other day This street auditor was proper winding everyone up—he got into a massive scrap with these refugees, and the police had to come and arrest him! It was proper intense, Bruv LOL.
Frank: Shut up Bruv LOL.
Lee: It was mental! Bruv I reckon he was definitely winding them up of camera, that geezer loves winding up the police refugees the public and security guards bruv LOL and wasting loads of police time. It's entertaining, but it's a kind of like human bear-baiting, bruv

Frank: Yeah, Init Bruv LOL
Lee: LOL.
by Jamie Cheese December 24, 2025
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You’re the auditor

When your friend asks you a question, and you turn it back to work out for themself
Mike: what time does the match kick off tomorrow?
Seb: I don’t know. You tell me, you’re the auditor
by KevFrank April 23, 2025
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Achilles, The Frequency Auditor.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Achilles, The Frequency Auditor.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025
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