by Dave_Miller February 25, 2024
Get the the tangerine to my auberginemug. An affliction that is known only to a selection few rare & special individuals whereby during interaction with the aubergine plant, the substance of the aubergine results in a phlegmatic response by the body. Their brave sacrifice will be remembered.
Oh, my goodness gracious me, the auberginitis in the polytunnel today causes me to swoon! Quick, get the smelling salts ready!
by BrawTumshie October 7, 2025
Get the Auberginitismug. 
Get the auberginemug. “Tell you whit mate. I Cannae even walk straight the day cause I got an aubergine pakora last night fae big Dave”
by DebbieDoesGallas October 10, 2025
Get the Aubergine Pakoramug. The aubergine axolotl, also known by the scientific name of Ambystoma melongena, is an elusive amphibian, a lover of caves and other fresh, humid environments in general. As the name itself suggests, the aubergine axolotl would appear as a quadrupedal animal, physiognomically identical to an axolotl, but characterized by a more rounded body, with intense purple pigmentation and the typical aubergine petiole where the tail should be located. An adult individual can measure up to 30cm and weigh between 1.5kg and 2kg. Characterized by an ungainly gait accompanied by the "Pillar's Men Theme" in the background, it is a species in danger of extinction. The researchers would all agree on the fact that the decimation of the number of individuals was induced by the disproportionate use of the same in Italian cuisine, especially in the South, for the creation of dishes such as aubergine parmigiana or the simpler grilled aubergines.
To date, the reproductive mechanism of the animal has not been defined, since there have been few contacts with it (not to mention the fact that all the aubergine axolotls studied were eaten as a snack between one break and another)
To date, the reproductive mechanism of the animal has not been defined, since there have been few contacts with it (not to mention the fact that all the aubergine axolotls studied were eaten as a snack between one break and another)
(Pillar’s Men Theme in background)
A: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
B: Bro, IT’S AN AUBERGINE AXOLOTL!
A: O MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD!
A e B do a Jojo Pose with aubergine axolotl
A: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
B: Bro, IT’S AN AUBERGINE AXOLOTL!
A: O MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD!
A e B do a Jojo Pose with aubergine axolotl
by El Basurero October 9, 2023
Get the Aubergine Axolotlmug. by Arteez October 12, 2025
Get the Auberginemug. by Thistookmesolongtosignin January 7, 2021
Get the Dirty auberginemug.