attacking peru

a euphemism for male masturbation

I walked into Johnny's room, and you know what he was doing?! He was attacking peru!

by concernedcitizen123 February 20, 2009

Attackitive

Verbal insults aimed at putting someone down. Attackitive refers to anyone who verbally attacks another for their own enjoyment.

Jenny's verbal assault was very attackitive towards Tom's speech!

by M. Wulf November 7, 2010

attacking backwards

Nowadays, used to comically describe a retreat in online battle games.
However, in the past, many different forces such as the Mongol Horde, Napoleon's Grande Armee, Rommel's Afrikan Corps, Darius' Immortal Spada and so on...used this tactic to draw out enemy forces, discourage them from chase while escaping from enemy strength, divert attention away from other attacks moving forwards and/or to simply remaneuver around the battlefield.

Confederate cavalry under Colonel J.E.B. Stuart retreated to escape the clutches of Captain Carter's (Union)regiment and to allow berth for Stonewall Jackson's advance in the Battle of 1st Manassas.

by Smkngmgc June 15, 2004

The Japanese Are Attacking

Term used when a girl starts her period and needs to tell someone discreetly

Katie, the Japanese are attacking

by Casityyy March 26, 2019

Attacking the Death Star

Making a menstruating woman deep-throat your dick so far causing her to vomit. Then, immediately inserting the dick in her anus (using the vomit as lube) for sex, pulling out and then putting your penis in her vagina to continue sex, and finally pulling out your dick now saturated in vomit, shit, and menstrual fluid and inserting it back into the anus for ejaculation and leaving her with an anal creampie with all of the above.

Throwjob + Butt Fuck + Crimson Tide + Anal Creampie in that order = Attacking the Death Star

Bro: "How'd that Tinder date go last night with that thottie?

Friend: "I spent the night attacking the death star and she was all into it.

by xyulie January 22, 2018

Attackitive

Someone who is very aggressive toward other people.

The girl was very attackitive because she kept hitting people and she was very aggressive towards other people.

by KingDR650 January 11, 2020

attackonmilf

The biggest chad, extremely funny and likable.
If you are an attackonmilf you are the person everybody loves to be around.

Did you hear about how cool attackonmilf is?

by kdyknyok August 5, 2021