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Attack On Titan

A show that continously rips your heart out and leaves you crying in your room for hours.
The fan base is shit, but it's good shit, and everyone is high trying to make memes since the show is so sad
Before watching Attack On Titan, one must prepare a box of tissues
by Deku for Days™ May 14, 2018
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Attack on titan

An anime that will give you depression and trust issues because everyone is dead and isayama hates us.
Person 1: “I just watched episode 67 of attack on titan”
Person 2: “have fun in therapy”
by Ban the palm trees March 23, 2021
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Dart Attack

A term for the collective physical, psychological and spiritual effects experienced by an individual listening to the bass solo of a Vulfpeck song. Whilst it is not well understood at this point, most physicians agree that it is probably caused by the inability of the human body to process so much God damn funk.
Symptoms include euphoria, shortness of breath, temporary loss of sight (except in blind people, who may experience a temporary restoration of sight), type II diabetes, the inability to control one's facial expressions (see Theo Katzman), abdominal pain of no significance, the loss of motivation to keep playing bass, and in extreme cases, an actual heart attack.
"I've tried listening to the new Vulfpeck album, but I can't get through it without having a total Dart Attack"
by ThatShieldsGuy December 11, 2016
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blind attack

Blind attack is a dangerous overtaking technique, which you turn off the headlights of a car to overtake the vehicle in front of you while being cloaked by the dark night as you try to overtake the car in pitch dark.
Whoa, that car just did a blind attack on that truck!
by eurobeatman December 3, 2017
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Attack on Titan

Y'know, SIND SIE DAS ESSEN NEIN WIR SIND DIE JAGER!!!!!
by Otaku_Unikitties September 3, 2016
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Mother Riley scanner attack

Used to describe a person who's head regularly explodes in anger whilst posting on a forum.
"Steve's just had another Mother Riley scanner attack. That can't be doing his blood pressure much good!"
by Terence Dactyl July 6, 2014
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Ur Grandpa Apache Attack Helicopter

The most powerful insult, once used by the gods in ancient greek times to instantly destroy any physical creation, even those created by their own hands. It was wiped from history out of fear that a mortal being may learn to once again recite the ancient words, and in order to hide the phrase from the mortal conscious, the gods had to disappear as well.

In recent times, as the ancient texts once again resurface, many have learned to use the weaker spells such as "ur mom gay", or "ur dad lesbian", but this ancient and all powerful spell has yet to enter the minds of the masses, with it rarely ever being used, the most recent being the time that God-Emperor Donald J. Trump said this phrase against Japan twice, once in Hiroshima and and once in Nagasaki. Of course, the phrase was still kept secret under the veil that it was just a new weapon called a "nuclear bomb".

It was said by the Mayans that when this spell was once again learned by the mortal people, it would herald the final end, and even the olden gods could not return and stop the oncoming disaster.
This phrase should never be said, though it should be noted that God-Emperor Donald J. Trump said "Ur Grandpa Apache Attack Helicopter" against Japan twice.
by bloodlet March 17, 2018
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